The Sword in the Stone Quotes

Castle Scullery Maid: You old goat! If I ever catch you in my kitchen again...
Merlin: Madame, you won't! [disappears]

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Kay: [Wart is following Kay while he is hunting. Kay turns to him] Qyyyyyyieeeet, Waaaaart!
Arthur: [from a tree brach over Kay's head] I-I-I'm trying to be
Kay: And nobody asked you to come along ion the first place
Arthur: I'm not even moving
Kay: [Dismissively] Shuddup

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Merlin: It's nothing too serious. In a couple of weeks you should be as good... I mean, as bad as ever. I would suggest that you get some rest and lots, and lots of sunshine.
Madame Mim: I hate sunshine! I hate horrible, wholesome sunshine! I hate it! I hate it! I hate, hate, hate...!

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Merlin: Madam, I have not disappeared. I am very tiny. I am a germ. A rare disease. I am called malignalitaloptereosis... and you've caught me, Mim!
Madame Mim: What!

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Narrator: And below the hilt, in letters of gold: Whoso pulleth out this sword from this stone and anvil is rightwise king, born of England. Though many tried for the sword with all thier strength, none could move the sword. So the miricle had not worked. And in time, the marvelous sword was forgotten. This was a Dark Age, without law, and without order. The strong preyed upon the weak.

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Sir Ector: Oh, no, you don't. I'm running this place, and if you think you're going to fiddle with my schedule, then you've better pack up your bag of tricks and be gone! [Merlin disappears]
Sir Ector: What? Well, by Jove! Hey, he's gone.
Kay: Good riddance.
Merlin: [disembodied voice] I'm gone, but then, I'm not gone. So if I do leave, you can never be sure that I am gone, can you?
Sir Ector: Well, uh... he-he. I must say, you've got me there, Marlin. You win. You're welcome to stay if you like.
Merlin: [appearing suddenly] Thank you. You're very kind. Very generous, I must say.

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