General Hospital Quotes
Luke Spencer: Look, Mr. Lansing, you have no idea. You have no experience dealing with the Cassadines. The family ancestral motto is "cause as much misery to as many people as possible, " and Helena here is the grand mistress of misery!
Helena Cassadine: Luke has always been obsessed with me. I suppose it's flattering in a perverse sort of way.
Luke Spencer: Well, perversity is your best event, Cupcake.
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Luke Spencer: Oh, Blaze, please be reasonable. You're a convicted felon. I'm wanted for unlawful flight and God knows what else. We got to lay low, and the only way to lay low in Port Charles is to be homeless.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Since I have known you, I have been trapped in a burning building, stalked, kidnapped, and left to die in Wyndemere. I woke up next to a dead man, been convicted of murder, and spent time in a state penitentiary! But I will not have cockroaches crawling on me! That is where I draw the line!
Luke Spencer: They won't, no more. I promise you. Trust me. I'll just fumigate the cardboard condo and you can get back to your beauty sleep.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: I don't think you're quite hearing me. You see, I would rather turned myself in and be lethally injected for a crime I didn't commit than spend one more minute as a homeless person! Now, either you find us a nicer, cleaner disguise or you're on your own.
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Luke Spencer: The important thing here is that we all get what we want.
Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine: Well, in that case, Skye, just stay out of the way, Luke and I will greet the guest as they arrive.
Edward Quartermaine #3: The next person you will be greeting is my attorney.
Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine: Oh, sweetheart, it's so good to see you.
Edward Quartermaine #3: Don't sweetheart me, you tarantula. You're finished spending my money.
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Luke Spencer: There, See? If we keep working together. All our dreams will come true.
Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine: All my dreams are very specific, Luke. You better rest up.
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Luke Spencer: This is not like you to freeze up, Red.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: No. Luke, it's called logic and common sense.
Faith Rosco: No, no, it's called blind panic! Look, I'm not going to die because this bimbo is too drunk or too dumb to walk out of a burning building.
Luke Spencer: Feel free to leave us.
Faith Rosco: Uh, no. I saved your life. I expect you to return the favor.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: You know, I may loathe that woman, but she's got a point. Look, you know, you and Faith, you want to go, go.
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Luke Spencer: You deserve the best of me. Which ain't saying a hell of a lot.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Hey! That's good enough for me. And you know what? I am so glad that you're not perfect, because guess what - I'm not perfect, either.
Luke Spencer: I didn't know that.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Oh, I love it when you lie.
Luke Spencer: Do you? You better be careful what you ask for. You know, lying is my strongest, most consistent personality trait.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: No, it's not. You know, you have been nothing but honest with me form the beginning - and sometimes brutally so - but I got to say that somewhere along the way. I learned that I could trust you. And believe me, that is not something that I do easily. I need you, Luke. I do.
Luke Spencer: Well, here's new - I need you, too.
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Luke Spencer: You really freaked your mother out. Did it make you feel like a man?
Lucky Spencer: Did raping her make you feel like one?
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Mitchell Coleman: Mrs. Corinthos. You're the last person I expected to hear from.
Carly Corinthos: Yeah, well, um, I need you to do something for me.
Mitchell Coleman: Let me guess. Well, you - role of happy little housewife ain't cutting it? You got a little itch that needs scratching or something?
Carly Corinthos: I will never, ever be that desperate. I need you to find someone for me.
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Mitchell Coleman: So, what's in this for me, aside from like, your everlasting gratitude?
Carly Corinthos: 10 grand.
Mitchell Coleman: Come on. A good-looking chick like you can come up with something a little bit more creative than that. Can't you? Huh?
Carly Corinthos: I think you're about to be a dead man.
Mitchell Coleman: How do you figure that, hmm?
Carly Corinthos: Because my husband is standing right behind you.
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Alexis Davis Cassadine: Any word yet on Sam's baby?
Ric Lansing: They had to perform an emergency c-section. The baby didn't survive.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Oh, my God.
Ric Lansing: Look, I know that Sonny's gong through hell right now. I now he would ever tell me that. Alexis, I spoke with Dr. Webber and he told me that you didn't cause any of it. He also told me that the stem cells would still be viable even if Sam's baby dies.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: How do I bring myself to ask her?
Ric Lansing: I know, I know. Look, she's not going to be able to make an informed decision at this point. So you are going to have to be the one to ask for Sonny's permission.
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Alexis Davis Cassadine: He's going to be grieving for the rest of his life. What happened to him is awful. You never stop grieving for a lost child. There is no good time to do this. But it was to be done, because if you don't do it today, he will be in court tomorrow and he will lie and he will pay off a judge and get away with it like he always does, and Kristina will be living in his bulletproof castle. Just do it and get it over with.
Ric Lansing: I just want you to be sure.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: I am sure that Sonny is dangerous. I am sure that I don't want my daughter to be a casualty, and I am sure that you can stop that from happening with the evidence that you have.
Ric Lansing: All right, on any other day, we wouldn't even be debating this, but Sonny just buried his child, and Kristina is alive because he allowed the doctors to give that baby's stem cells to Kristina.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: You don't think I know that? You don't think that I would do anything not to have to do this to him? Almost anything, because I won't give up my daughter's safety.
Ric Lansing: Obviously, I don't want Kristina to suffer, either.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Then you know what you have to do, and you don't just do it for Kristina, you do it because that's your job. You're the D.A., and it's unethical to suppress evidence, even when it implicates your brother.
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Alexis Davis Cassadine: I don't know if it's ironic symmetry or just a cosmic joke that I should be spending what could be the last moments of my life with you.
Carly Corinthos: Would you just quite yapping?
Alexis Davis Cassadine: I don't think confronting my mortality should be considered yapping.
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Alexis Davis Cassadine: I guess really what I want to know is, is what on earth entitles you to ask a favor of me after you lied to my face, induced me to suborn perjury all in the name of your pregnant little girlfriend? I mean, it begs the question why you would ask me a favor, right?
Sonny Corinthos: Mm-Hmm
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Because the truth is I am fresh out of favors for you.
Sonny Corinthos: Mm-Hmm
Alexis Davis Cassadine: The truth is, is that I am sick to death of you, Corinthos. I am sick of your self-imprtance and your sense of entitlement to do whatever you want to anybody you please whenever you choose because you think the world owes you a big, fat favor. You aren't any better than anybody else. You aren't any more special than anybody else. And if you happen to break one law too many and D. A. Lansing happens to find out about it and catch you, good for him.
Sonny Corinthos: Should I take that as a no, or...
Ric Lansing: You know, why don't you do us all a favor, Sonny, and just admit that you gave the order to blow up that ship and kill Faith Rosco?
Faith Rosco: Oh, get your filthy hands off me! I didn't do anything!
Lucky Spencer: Stop - look what I found.
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Alexis Davis Cassadine: I have no personal fondness for Faith, but she is a human being. Do you have any ability to comprehend that at all?
Sonny Corinthos: When someone targets me and my family? Absolutely not.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: You're a monster.
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Alexis Davis Cassadine: I know what you're doing to Emily - Exactly what you tired to do to my mother.
Helena Cassadine: Your mother was a gaudy bauble, something to be purchased for amusement and then tossed away.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Sadly for you, my father was in love with her. That broke the curse.
Helena Cassadine: And they couldn't stop me, could they? Neither could you.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Nope, not that time. Emily won't end up like my mother.
Helena Cassadine: Oh?
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Even if I have to kill you myself.
Helena Cassadine: Your ridiculous threats are as empty and as meaningless as your life, Natasha. Now, you know better than to stand against me. You're wasting my time.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Not that you have much left.
Helena Cassadine: You silly little mouse. I made you an orphan, remember? Now, would you like me to do the same for your precious little Kirstina?
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Alexis Davis Cassadine: I want you to come with me.
Samantha McCall: No, I don't understand. Please don't.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: I want you to see her. I want you to see Kristina.
Samantha McCall: Alexis, I understand how sick she is.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: I want you to see her lying in her bed. I want you to see how pale she is. I want you to see that her chest is barely moving. I want you to see that she's dying and that you can save her but you won't.
Samantha McCall: Don't say that. Please don't talk...
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Please don't make you see what you're doing? Because you're letting her die. You're going to let her heart stop beating, you're going to let her slip way, and you're going to stand there and you're going to do nothing. Where's you're compassion? For God's sake. Where's your humanity? How are you going to be able to live with yourself knowing that you could have saved her life and you didn't? I want you to look at her because I can't make you induce labor, but I can by God make you see the price of your selfishness because it's easy to ignore death when it's not staring you in the face. When it's down the hall in some corridor, when it's someone else's child. I want you to look at my daughter!
Samantha McCall: OK, I will do it!
Alexis Davis Cassadine: I want you to see what you've done! If she dies it's on your head!
Samantha McCall: I will induce my labor for you! OK?
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Alexis Davis Cassadine: Look, Lorenzo Alcazar was out for blood. Hey, he stated in front of a room full of police officers that he was going to exact revenge on Mary Bishop for Sage's death, and because of you, he now knows that if this goes to trial, she would probably be found not guilty because of reason of insanity.
Ric Lansing: Right.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: He's not going to let it go unpunished. He has all the money in the world, he has God knows how many hit men on his payroll. Do you honestly think it's so hard to believe that he would get someone to give her the wrong medication when he was conveniently out of town.
Ric Lansing: Ok, It's plausible argument, I'll give you that. But I can't help suspecting that this takes the pressure off your nephew and his fiancee and conveniently places the blame on a man that you can't stand - a man, incidentally, who's the brother of another man that you hated and just happened to kill.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Must you always throw that in my face?
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Alexis Davis Cassadine: Most district attorneys would opt to prevent a murder, instead of waiting for the murder to occur so they could arrest the perpetrator.
Ric Lansing: Really? And you would have handled it differently.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: I would have had the police on board the yacht before it docked.
Ric Lansing: Of course.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Jax told you Faith shot him. You had plenty of evidence to arrest her.
Ric Lansing: Well, maybe that's why I had officers on the scene - to make sure that she wouldn't be harmed.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: What if there had been another ship in the vicinity? Innocent people could have - could have been killed when that yacht exploded.
Ric Lansing: There is no way that I could have known that Faith was going to sabotage the yacht.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: You knew she was psychotic. You took an unacceptable risk.
Ric Lansing: All right, you know what? Here we are, right on schedule. For five minutes, you actually might have felt something for me. And that is just intolerable isn't it, Alexis, huh? Time to rebuild those walls.convince yourself that you don't want me to get close. That way, you can assure yourself that you were right all along. Right? I'm a repugnant, intolerable - what - what is the last one that you like to use? Complete waste of skin.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: You put innocent people at risk when you bend the law to suit your own purposes. How many people who get close to you run the risk of being used in your campaign against your brother?
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Alexis Davis Cassadine: My mother and father met when Mikkos was still married to Helena, and they fell in love. Mikkos was as in love as any Cassadine man is capable of being - present company excluded, of course. He wanted to marry my mother. He asked Helena for a divorce. She, of course, denied it and placed a curse on them instead.
Emily Quartermaine: Then what happened?
Alexis Davis Cassadine: My mother started having mysterious accidents. She started having illnesses that no one could explain. She was a very strong and independent woman who just suddenly lost her spirit. She was even afraid to leave the house. So Mikkos took her away. He took her to Europe, and she came back and it was as if nothing had ever happened, she was fine.
Nikolas Cassidine: So you think Mikkos did something to lift the curse?
Alexis Davis Cassadine: He did something. He went somewhere, talked to somebody - whatever it was, it went away.
Ric Lansing: But the curse was eradicated and your mother was fine.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: She was fine until Helena...
Ric Lansing: Until Helena what?
Alexis Davis Cassadine: The curse didn't produce the results that Helena wanted. So she took matters into her own hands - literally - and she slit my mother's throat.
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Alexis Davis Cassadine: Ten years in real time.
Faith Rosco: You promised me two years.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: I promised you to do the best that I couuld.
Faith Rosco: I wouldn've done better in front of a jury.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: No, I don't think you would have.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: You are a liar. OK? You did this to me on purpose, right? you set me up! You wanted me conviceted to pay me back for shooting jax. You lying bitch! My God, do you know - This was a set up from the start, wasn't it? The three of you want me to disapear.
Justice Ward: It's all right Faith.
Faith Rosco: No, no, no, no. But I will not diseappear. I will come back, and I will hunt you down, all three of you!
Justice Ward: Faith don't say another word!
Faith Rosco: My God, I will make you beg for mercy. You will ask me, and I will give you more pain than you ever imagined. I will take the ones you love and I will make it so you never, never see them again.
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Alexis Davis Cassadine: The cable's breaking.
Carly Corinthos: OK. OK, we still have some time. All right, if we - if we can get to the next floor, then maybe we can just...
Alexis Davis Cassadine: What do you want me to do?
Carly Corinthos: Try and get out of here and - before the cables snap.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: What do you want me to do?
Carly Corinthos: Do you know anything about hot-wiring an elevator?
Alexis Davis Cassadine: OK, I'm a logical person, so I'm sure that there's a logical pattern to the way this is wired, so let's see.
Carly Corinthos: Too bad it's not voice-activated. You could then lecture us out of here.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: I'm surprised you don't know how to hot-wire an elevator.
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Alexis Davis Cassadine: The issue in question here is Faith's innocence or guilt, not my romantic life.
Ric Lansing: Well, if that's what you can call it. You seem to express attraction like some sort of 9-year-old school girl, picking fights and throwing insults around. What happens when you reach your crescendo? Do you punch the object of your affection in the arm?
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Clearly, you're defensive about your impotence in the court room.
Ric Lansing: Oh.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Otherwise, you wouldn't be overcompensating...
Ric Lansing: I see.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: By making personal attacks on me.
Ric Lansing: Here come the insults, right on cue.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: That's right.
Ric Lansing: Alexis, if you want to ask me out for a drink, why don't you just come right out like a big girl and ask me instead of resorting to school-yard tactics?
Alexis Davis Cassadine: I would rather die of thirst than ever have a drink with you.
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Faith Rosco: You know, didn't I hear that Carly was a guest at this hotel? That means that she and her lover could be crispy critters real soon. Is that what you were counting on? Or maybe deep down inside, you're still worrying about little Carly?
Sonny Corinthos: Do you understand we could die? You're wasting time!
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Alexis Davis Cassadine: What?
Sonny Corinthos: The buttons are straight, the jacket looks really nice, but the hair is kind of - what were you guys doing? You guys rolling around in Ric's office?
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Of course not.
Sonny Corinthos: Or maybe on the desk? Were you guys doing it on the desk? May be a little uncomfortable.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Don't be ridiculous.
Sonny Corinthos: Well, I mean, it's not uncomfortable? You like doing it on the desk? Well, it makes sense because, you know, you and Ric are working all the time, so on the desk - you know what I mean?
Alexis Davis Cassadine: How much longer is this going to go on?
Sonny Corinthos: Uh, not too long. Your earring. I think you're missing an earring. You might've left it in Ric's office. Maybe in the broom closet? Or in the back seat of his car?
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Maybe.
Sonny Corinthos: Maybe?
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Maybe.
Sonny Corinthos: Right.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Or maybe it's on the sofa or the patio. It could be in the bedroom. But we kind of find that boring. And if it's not in the apartment, then it could be in the elevator. Any number of elevators, all over town.
Sonny Corinthos: Whew. Wow.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Your brother is gifted.
Sonny Corinthos: Hmm.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: More than you could ever imagine. He satisfies me - no, he rocks me, body and soul, on every level, like no man that I have ever known.
Ric Lansing: Was good for me, too.
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Alexis Davis Cassadine: You convinced me to need you, and I do. So you don't back out on me now.
Ric Lansing: I'm not going anywhere.
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Alexis Davis Cassadine: You need to get a job, Carly. You need to take up knitting, you know, run a marathon, volunteer at the kid's school. Just stop obsessing.
Carly Corinthos: Hey, don't change the subject.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: You are the subject. You've whittled your life away to just this one little, narrow focus which happens to be your ex-husband. He's already the center of his own universe. Don't make him the center of yours.
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Alexis Davis Cassadine: You were right. Sonny lied. He bought the inmate's confession. He perjured himself. He manipulated the system and he manipulated me. It's not the first time. But it's going to be the last.
Ric Lansing: What are you saying?
Alexis Davis Cassadine: I want to help you take Sonny down for good.
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Alexis Davis Cassadine: You were trained from birth to take over the Cassadine empire. My brother raised you, and he loved you, Nikolas, beyond all reason. Unfortunately, he died. Your mother is Laura. She left you in Greece when you were very young.
Nikolas Cassidine: How did I end up here?
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Obligation. You made friends here, Nikolas. You made good friends, they were your own age. And you had never had that experience before.
Nikolas Cassidine: Was I happy?
Alexis Davis Cassadine: I think so - for a Cassadine. The Cassadine's have never been accused of looking at the bright side of things. You were kind, you were generous, you were loyal. You wanted to replace the Cassadine insanity with reason. You were our soul, our conscience.
Nikolas Cassidine: Like - like Emily is for the Quartermaines.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: In a way, yes.
Nikolas Cassidine: Yeah. I think I'm beginning to realize why we fell in love.
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Ric Lansing: All right, next group, line up, please. Numbers eight through 14.
Helena Cassadine: I have 11.
Faith Rosco: Well, looks like I'm leaving.
Justice Ward: Have a safe trip.
Faith Rosco: I hope you make it, counselor. But if you die tonight, look on the bright side. Sooner or later, I'll be joining you in hell.
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Ric Lansing: Dinner and Dancing?
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Never again.
Ric Lansing: Oh, come on, it was just a suggestion.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: So was a cruise on the Titanic.
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