Full frys Quotes

[Sture and Edvin are watching the shop during the night]
Edvin: This is better. It feels so good to sit here. Not like the boss and me, but as Sture and Edvin.
Edvin: [leans in on Sture's shoulder] I like that.
Edvin: Yeah, that reminds me of when I was little, I and Nisse used to sit behind the firewood shed and chew tar. Nisse... He later became a
Edvin: [tries to say "mortician"] mortisos, mortific, mortical... He became a gateguard.
Edvin: Nisse, he was good at making balloon dogs.
Sture Bergholm: Shut up! 15 years of work... I mean, if we don't catch the thief tonight, it's finished. 15 years of work which end at McDonalds, doesn't that mean anything to you?
Edvin: No, I don't like hamburgers.

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Edvin: They said the alarm is so sensitive it goes of for a fly!
Sture Bergholm: A fly?
Edvin: Well, one hell of a big fly, but...
Sture Bergholm: How big?
Edvin: Well... [pauses]
Edvin: Like a cat...

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Evy: Sture! We can't miss this. Tonight we can see "The Swan Lake" for just 150 crowns.
Sture Bergholm: There are swans in the river that we can watch for free.

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Larry: I remember when I ceased to be a virgin. We had been at the movies and went to her place for a cup of tea.
Rasmus: Her? But I thought you don't like girls?
Larry: No, no. But that's where I met her brother.

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Sture Bergholm: Wait a minute... Where the hell is this freezer from, anyway?
Edvin: Well, you know, I bought it cheaply from uncle Mårten. He said he found it at Fegen's old burned-down butchery.
Sture Bergholm: [angry] Is it that freezer?
Edvin: Yes, it is.
Sture Bergholm: Damn it, it was that freezer that caused the butchery to burn down!
Edvin: Yes, it did. But the freezer is in prime condition, said Mårten.

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[Edvin turns on the alarm and accidentaly breaks the on/off lever]
Edvin: It broke- [suddenly terrified]
Edvin: It broke! The alarm will go off!
Sture Bergholm: You said it was a silent alarm!
Edvin: Not this one! It's an huge speaker that sounds like 20 European greenfinches!
Sture Bergholm: GREENFINCHES? Why?
Edvin: They were out of Nightinggale.

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