Blackadder Back and Forth Quotes
Blackadder: [Blackadder is drowning Baldrick] Hows it going?
Baldrick: [having flashback] I'm 18 years old! I've just left nursery school!
Blackadder: Okie Dokie. [dunks his head back underwater]
Baldrick: I'm 25! I'm back at nursery school!
Blackadder: [groans]
Baldrick: Got it!
Blackadder: Very good.
Baldrick: I wish... I wish I'd flushed the loo first.
Blackadder: [peers into bowl] Oh yes.
Baldrick: [having flashback] I'm 18 years old! I've just left nursery school!
Blackadder: Okie Dokie. [dunks his head back underwater]
Baldrick: I'm 25! I'm back at nursery school!
Blackadder: [groans]
Baldrick: Got it!
Blackadder: Very good.
Baldrick: I wish... I wish I'd flushed the loo first.
Blackadder: [peers into bowl] Oh yes.
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Blackadder: [punches Shakespeare] That is for every schoolboy and schoolgirl for the next 400 years. Have you any idea how much suffering you're going to cause? Hours spent at school desks trying to find *one* joke in A Midsummer's Night Dream, wearing stupid tights in school plays and saying things like, What ho, my Lord, and, Oh, look, here comes Othello talking total crap as usual.
Movie: Blackadder Back and Forth
Blackadder: [punches Shakespeare] That is for every schoolboy and schoolgirl for the next 400 years. Have you any idea how much suffering you're going to cause? Hours spent at school desks trying to find *one* joke in "A Midsummer's Night Dream", wearing stupid tights in school plays and saying things like, "What ho, my Lord," and, "Oh, look, here comes Othello talking total crap as usual."
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Centurion Blackadder: We're facing a horde of ginger maniacs, with wild goats nesting in their huge orange beards, or, to put it another way, 'The Scots', and how does our inspiring leader Hadrian intend to keep out this vast army of lunatics? By building a three foot high wall. A terrifying obstacle. About as frightening as a little rabbit with the word "boo" painted on its nose.
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[Blackadder enters the time machine, and congratulates Baldrick on his work]
Baldrick: I followed Mr Da Vinci's instructions to the letter.
Blackadder: Even though you can't actually read.
Baldrick: No, but I have done a lot of Airfix models in my time.
Baldrick: I followed Mr Da Vinci's instructions to the letter.
Blackadder: Even though you can't actually read.
Baldrick: No, but I have done a lot of Airfix models in my time.
Movie: Blackadder Back and Forth