Freaks Quotes

Ortiz the Dog Boy: Twelve milkmen IS theoretically possible. Thirteen is silly. Looks like there's one milkman too many, Coogan!

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R.B Harker: I may not know your name... or your face, BOY! But I know you. I've been watching you. I know what you need. You're the worst kind of freak: one who tries to control it. But you can't! You can't deny your true nature.

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R.B Harker: You're the worst kind of freak, one who tries to control it.

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Rebecca Reilly: There's somebody else here there's somebody in the castle!

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Rock singer: I'm gonna sing to you, 'cause my heart is true.

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Sam Weir: What am I supposed to do with a porno?

Neal Schweiber: You watch it. Over and over.

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Sheriff Fuller: Don't move or I'll shoot your dick into the next county!

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The Eternal Flame: Fire in the hole!

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Wade: What exactly is that?

Deputy Pete: A spider, man!

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Wayne Coyne: A couple of hundred years ago we probably would've been pirates, or something. We would've got on some ship and sailed off somewhere and met a bunch of crazy people and did some crazy things.

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Wayne Coyne: This is really how you die; it's just one minute, you're just cooking up someone's order of french fries, and the next minute you're laying on the floor and they blow your brains out, and there's no music, there's no significance, it's just random - it could've been anybody.

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Worm: You could wipe my ass.

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Mike: No one's going to believe me, cause I'm a kid, and they never listen to kid.

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Mike: Take these you'll need them.

Chris McCormick: Perfume?

Mike: Well spiders have a highly developed sense of smell the perfume might confuse them.

Harlan: Great if we die we die smelling nice.

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Mike: Mom, are you there?

Sheriff Sam Parker: Yea, Mike. Is everything ok?

Mike: Don't make any movements or noises. There's a giant tarantula headed your way.

Sheriff Sam Parker: Copy that.

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Sam Weir: It's Cindy. She's kind of boring. It's weird hanging out with her friends. And, I mean, all she wants to do is make out and stuff.

Neal Schweiber: I'd kill to be that bored.

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Sheriff Sam Parker: [to Pete on the phone] Something *ate* your cat?

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Sheriff Sam Parker: So you're trying to tell me that a giant spider ate Gladys?

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[Ian, a werewolf, is exhibited as part of a freak show]

Ian: You see, Sheriff, I'm the new entertainment.

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[last lines]

Harlan: And that my friends is the story of how aliens attacked our sleepy little town. And to this day, people refuse to believe the truth about what happened. They would lead you to believe that I would embellish this story, that I would make it up, but we know the truth. Oh yeah, uh, two, two things I forgot to tell you. One, they never did get that probe near me. And two, as far as Chris McCormick, reopening the gold mines and putting everyone back to work... Well that my friends, is another story altogether.

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[Wondering what Sheriff Sam Parker is wearing under her pants]

Larry: What do you think? G-String, or underpants?

Randy: I'd say under...

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Chris McCormick: [after finding a big spider leg] That ain't no cactus!

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Chris McCormick: Get back you eight legged freaks!

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Chris McCormick: Harlan, get up here!

Harlan: I'm afraid of heights.

Chris McCormick: Heights? Are you afraid of spiders?

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Deputy Pete: They're not aliens they're spiders mutated by contaminated waste!

Harlan: That's probably a more logical explanation!

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Elijah C. Skuggs: [the EES board has turned into a giant shoe; imitating Ed Sullivan] That's a really big shoe...

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Elijah C. Skuggs: Do I seem like a wierdo?

Ricky Coogan: Nope. You seem like a regular dumb**** old redneck to me.

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Elijah C. Skuggs: Styrofoam cup!

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Freak: I can't think of a single movie that couldn't be improved by a lesbian sex scene.

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Freaks: We accept you, one of us! Gooble Gobble!

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