Freaks Quotes

Harlan: Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean people aren't following me.

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Harlan: Oswald's gun... man, this is the weirdest day of my life!

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Hercules: They're going to make you one of them, my peacock!

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Ian: Leave here, Winston. You don't belong. The world is full of freaks, but you're not one of them.

Winston: I don't understand. This is... It's the only place I'm not a freak.

Ian: No! This is the only place where you are one.

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John Leguizamo: I was outnumbered. But I didn't care, 'cause I did what any Spanish kid raised in the ghetto would do...I acted like a retard.

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John Leguizamo: On the way to our tenement building, it was like the modern day Tower of Babel. The many colors of Beneton were there.

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John Leguizamo: We lived on Roosevelt Avenue.

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Joshua's Parrot: I see dead people, I see dead people...

Joshua: He like's that movie, dunno why...

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Larry: Dude did you piss your pants?

Bret: Come on we got to go! We got to get out of here! They're coming!

Randy: Looks like the only thing going is you dude!

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Lindsay Weir: We're all unhappy. That's the thing about life.

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Mechanic: A car... is a finite thing... especially this car.

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Neal Schweiber: The dance is tomorrow. She's a cheerleader, you've seen Star Wars 27 times. You do the math.

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R.B Harker: Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to meet the devil!

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R.B Harker: You're the worst kind of freak, one who tries to control it.

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Randy: She is the sexist sheriff in the whole country!

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Ricky Coogan: [on Zygrot 24] I heard that ****'s lethal.

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Rock singer: Love feels like a hard right cross to your stomach when you're not expecting it.

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The Bearded Lady: When I arrived here, I was nothing like I am now. I was confused; a walking contradiction, and I was so full of questions.

Elijah C. Skuggs: [flashback] You know, you'd be better off without a dick.

The Bearded Lady: [grunts angrily]

Elijah C. Skuggs: Hey, you can keep the beard.
[they hug]

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Bill Haverchuck: He thinks being the Dungeon Master gives him the license to mess with our heads.

Harris Trinsky: Oh, I'm Sorry. Perhaps I should let you encounter kittens and grandmas so as not to upset you.

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Chris McCormick: Harlan, get up here!
Harlan: I'm afraid of heights.
Chris McCormick: Heights? Are you afraid of spiders?

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Drug dealer: Unless you give me the dough, I can not supply you anymore.

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Harris Trinsky: Love is like homework. You gotta study if you want to get an A.

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Jeff Rosso: I. Have. Herpes. It doesn't hurt that much, but believe me, you don't want it.

Lindsay Weir: Can I please go now?

Jeff Rosso: I just blew your mind, didn't I.

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Lindsay Weir: [to Nick] So... you wanna make out or something?

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Mike: Take these you'll need them.

Chris McCormick: Perfume?

Mike: Well spiders have a highly developed sense of smell the perfume might confuse them.

Harlan: Great if we die we die smelling nice.

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Mike: Mom, are you there?
Sheriff Sam Parker: Yea, Mike. Is everything ok?
Mike: Don't make any movements or noises. There's a giant tarantula headed your way.
Sheriff Sam Parker: Copy that.

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Outer-space sex goddess: In this room I feel the echo of a thousand dreams.

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Randy: She is the sexist sheriff in the whole country!

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Ricky Coogan: I wonder if I they're still casting Gremlins 3...

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Sam Weir: What am I supposed to do with a porno?
Neal Schweiber: You watch it. Over and over.

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