Finding Nemo Quotes
Finding Nemo
After his son is captured in the Great Barrier Reef and taken to Sydney, a timid clownfish sets out on a journey to bring him home.
8.1/10
U | 1h 40min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy | 10 October 2003 (UK)
Marlin: There was this mollusk, and he walks up to this sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber... [sees the mask]
Marlin: Nemo!
Chum: [laughing] Nemo! Ha ha! Nemo... I don't get it.
Bruce: For a clown fish, he's not that funny.
Marlin: Nemo!
Chum: [laughing] Nemo! Ha ha! Nemo... I don't get it.
Bruce: For a clown fish, he's not that funny.
Movie: Finding Nemo
[Nemo has gone to the boat]
Marlin: Nemo! You're gonna get stuck out there and I'll have to go get you before another fish does. Get back here! Get back here now! Stop! You make one more move, mister... [Nemo lifts his fin]
Marlin: Don't you lay a fin on that boat! Don't you dare touch that boat! Don't you... [Nemo touches the boat]
Marlin: Nemo!
Tad: [Whispering] He touched the butt.
Marlin: Nemo! You're gonna get stuck out there and I'll have to go get you before another fish does. Get back here! Get back here now! Stop! You make one more move, mister... [Nemo lifts his fin]
Marlin: Don't you lay a fin on that boat! Don't you dare touch that boat! Don't you... [Nemo touches the boat]
Marlin: Nemo!
Tad: [Whispering] He touched the butt.
Movie: Finding Nemo
Bruce: Now there goes a father. Looking for his little boy. [starts crying]
Bruce: I never knew my father!
Anchor: Come on, group hug.
Chum: We're all mates here, mate.
Bruce: I never knew my father!
Anchor: Come on, group hug.
Chum: We're all mates here, mate.
Movie: Finding Nemo
Bruce: Just a bite!
Anchor: Now you hold it together mate!
Chum: Remember, Bruce! Fish are friends, not food!
Bruce: Food!
Anchor: Now you hold it together mate!
Chum: Remember, Bruce! Fish are friends, not food!
Bruce: Food!
Movie: Finding Nemo
Gurgle: So, which one is it?
Nemo: I'm from the ocean.
Gurgle: Oh, the ocean. THE OCEAN? AAAH! He hasn't been decontaminated yet! Jacques!
Jacques: Oui.
Gurgle: Clean up!
Jacques: Oui.
Gurgle: Ocean!
Jacques: Oo, la mer! Bon! [Spins Nemo around as he cleans him]
Jacques: Voilà. He is clean.
Nemo: I'm from the ocean.
Gurgle: Oh, the ocean. THE OCEAN? AAAH! He hasn't been decontaminated yet! Jacques!
Jacques: Oui.
Gurgle: Clean up!
Jacques: Oui.
Gurgle: Ocean!
Jacques: Oo, la mer! Bon! [Spins Nemo around as he cleans him]
Jacques: Voilà. He is clean.
Movie: Finding Nemo
Nemo: Hey dad! Maybe when I'm at school, I'll see a shark.
Marlin: I highly doubt it.
Nemo: Have how ever met a shark?
Marlin: No, and I don't plan to.
Nemo: How old are sea turtles?
Marlin: Sea turtles? I don't know.
Nemo: Sandy Plankton from next door, he says they live to be a hundred years old.
Marlin: Well, if I ever meet a sea turtle I'll ask him, right after I'm done talking to the shark.
Marlin: I highly doubt it.
Nemo: Have how ever met a shark?
Marlin: No, and I don't plan to.
Nemo: How old are sea turtles?
Marlin: Sea turtles? I don't know.
Nemo: Sandy Plankton from next door, he says they live to be a hundred years old.
Marlin: Well, if I ever meet a sea turtle I'll ask him, right after I'm done talking to the shark.
Movie: Finding Nemo
Crush : Okay. Squirt here will now give you a rundown of proper exiting technique.
Squirt : Good afternoon. We're gonna have a great jump today. Okay, first crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There's a screaming bottom curve, so watch out. Remember: rip it, roll it, and punch it.
Marlin : It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it. [ to Squirt ]
Marlin : Look, you're really cute, but I can't understand what you're saying. Say the first thing again.
Squirt : Good afternoon. We're gonna have a great jump today. Okay, first crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There's a screaming bottom curve, so watch out. Remember: rip it, roll it, and punch it.
Marlin : It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it. [ to Squirt ]
Marlin : Look, you're really cute, but I can't understand what you're saying. Say the first thing again.
Movie: Finding Nemo
Bruce : [ reciting ] I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.
Movie: Finding Nemo
Marlin : Now it's my turn. I'm thinking of something dark and mysterious. It's a fish we don't know. If we ask it directions, it could ingest us and spit out our bones.
Dory : What is it with men and asking for directions?
Marlin : I don't want to play the gender card right now. You want to play a card, let's play the "let's not die" card.
Dory : What is it with men and asking for directions?
Marlin : I don't want to play the gender card right now. You want to play a card, let's play the "let's not die" card.
Movie: Finding Nemo
[ last lines ] [ the fish have managed to roll into the ocean in their plastic bags ]
Deb : Yay!
Bloat : Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Gill : We did it! [ pause ]
Bloat : Now what?
Deb : Yay!
Bloat : Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Gill : We did it! [ pause ]
Bloat : Now what?
Movie: Finding Nemo
Crush : Dude? Dude? Focus dude... Dude? [ Marlin wakes up ]
Crush : Oh, he lives. Hey, dude!
Marlin : Oh... What happened?
Crush : Saw the whole thing, dude. First you were all like "whoa", and we were like "whoa", and you were like "whoa..."
Marlin : What are you talking about?
Crush : You, Mini-Man, takin' on the jellies. You've got serious thrill issues, dude. Awesome.
Marlin : Oh, my stomach. Ohh.
Crush : Oh, man. Hey, no hurling on the shell, dude, ok? Just waxed it.
Marlin : So, Mr. Turtle?
Crush : Whoa, Dude. Mister Turtle is my father. The name's Crush.
Marlin : Crush, really? OK, Crush. I need to get to the East Australian Current. EAC?
Crush : [ laughing ] Oh, dude. You're ridin' it, dude! Check it out!
Crush : Oh, he lives. Hey, dude!
Marlin : Oh... What happened?
Crush : Saw the whole thing, dude. First you were all like "whoa", and we were like "whoa", and you were like "whoa..."
Marlin : What are you talking about?
Crush : You, Mini-Man, takin' on the jellies. You've got serious thrill issues, dude. Awesome.
Marlin : Oh, my stomach. Ohh.
Crush : Oh, man. Hey, no hurling on the shell, dude, ok? Just waxed it.
Marlin : So, Mr. Turtle?
Crush : Whoa, Dude. Mister Turtle is my father. The name's Crush.
Marlin : Crush, really? OK, Crush. I need to get to the East Australian Current. EAC?
Crush : [ laughing ] Oh, dude. You're ridin' it, dude! Check it out!
Movie: Finding Nemo
[ Marlin and Dory are racing through the jellyfish forest. Marlin starts talking to himself ]
Marlin : So, we're cheating death now, that's what we're doing, and we're having fun at the same time, I can do this, just be careful...
Dory : Yeah, be careful I don't make you cry when I win!
Marlin : Oh I don't think so!
Dory : Give it up old man, you can't fight evolution, I was built for speed!
Marlin : The question is Dory, are you hungry?
Dory : Hungry? Why?
Marlin : 'Cause you're about to eat my bubbles!
Marlin : So, we're cheating death now, that's what we're doing, and we're having fun at the same time, I can do this, just be careful...
Dory : Yeah, be careful I don't make you cry when I win!
Marlin : Oh I don't think so!
Dory : Give it up old man, you can't fight evolution, I was built for speed!
Marlin : The question is Dory, are you hungry?
Dory : Hungry? Why?
Marlin : 'Cause you're about to eat my bubbles!
Movie: Finding Nemo
[ the Tank Gang is watching the dentist ]
Deb : What have we got?
Peach : Root canal, and by the looks of those X-rays, it's not going to be pretty. [ Dentist drills and patient screams ]
Bloat : Rubber dam and clamp installed?
Peach : Yep.
Gurgle : What did he use to open?
Peach : A Gator-Glidden drill. He seems to be favoring that one lately.
Deb : [ sighs ] I can't see, Flo. [ Dentist picks teeth and patient screams ]
Peach : Now he's doing the Schilder technique.
Bloat : Ooh, he's using a Hedstrom file.
Gurgle : That's not a Hedstrom file, it's a K-FLEX.
Bloat : It has a tear-dropped cross section. Clearly, a Hedstrom.
Gurgle : No, no, K-FLEX.
Bloat : HEDSTROM.
Gurgle : K-FLEX!
Bloat : HEDSTROM! Oomp. There I go. A little help. Over here.
Deb : [ sighs ] I'll go deflate him.
Deb : What have we got?
Peach : Root canal, and by the looks of those X-rays, it's not going to be pretty. [ Dentist drills and patient screams ]
Bloat : Rubber dam and clamp installed?
Peach : Yep.
Gurgle : What did he use to open?
Peach : A Gator-Glidden drill. He seems to be favoring that one lately.
Deb : [ sighs ] I can't see, Flo. [ Dentist picks teeth and patient screams ]
Peach : Now he's doing the Schilder technique.
Bloat : Ooh, he's using a Hedstrom file.
Gurgle : That's not a Hedstrom file, it's a K-FLEX.
Bloat : It has a tear-dropped cross section. Clearly, a Hedstrom.
Gurgle : No, no, K-FLEX.
Bloat : HEDSTROM.
Gurgle : K-FLEX!
Bloat : HEDSTROM! Oomp. There I go. A little help. Over here.
Deb : [ sighs ] I'll go deflate him.
Movie: Finding Nemo
Dory : Hey there, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down do you wanna know what you've gotta do?
Marlin : No I don't wanna know.
Dory : [ singing ] Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.
Marlin : Dory, no singing.
Dory : [ continuing ] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho. I love to swim. When you want to swim you want to swim.
Marlin : Now I'm stuck with that song... Now it's in my head.
Dory : Sorry.
Marlin : No I don't wanna know.
Dory : [ singing ] Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.
Marlin : Dory, no singing.
Dory : [ continuing ] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho. I love to swim. When you want to swim you want to swim.
Marlin : Now I'm stuck with that song... Now it's in my head.
Dory : Sorry.
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Dory : I saw a boat.
Marlin : You did?
Dory : Yeah, it went by not too long ago. Follow me. [ few seconds later, she starts zig-zagging in front of him and glancing back ]
Dory : Would you quit it? What, the ocean isn't big enough for you or something like that? You got a problem? Huh? Do ya, do ya, do ya? You wanna piece of me? Yeah, yeah! Ooh, I'm scared now! What?
Marlin : What? You said you saw a boat.
Dory : A boat?
Marlin : YES.
Dory : Hey, I've seen a boat. It went by not too long ago. It went... this way. It went this way.
Marlin : Wait a minute, you already told me which way the boat went.
Dory : I did? Oh, no...
Marlin : You did?
Dory : Yeah, it went by not too long ago. Follow me. [ few seconds later, she starts zig-zagging in front of him and glancing back ]
Dory : Would you quit it? What, the ocean isn't big enough for you or something like that? You got a problem? Huh? Do ya, do ya, do ya? You wanna piece of me? Yeah, yeah! Ooh, I'm scared now! What?
Marlin : What? You said you saw a boat.
Dory : A boat?
Marlin : YES.
Dory : Hey, I've seen a boat. It went by not too long ago. It went... this way. It went this way.
Marlin : Wait a minute, you already told me which way the boat went.
Dory : I did? Oh, no...
Movie: Finding Nemo
Squirt : Whoa! That was so cool! Hey, Dad! Did you see that? Did you see me? Did you see what I did?
Crush : You so totally rock, Squirt! So gimme some fin. [ they slap fins ]
Crush : Noggin'. [ bump heads ]
Squirt, Crush : Dude!
Crush : You so totally rock, Squirt! So gimme some fin. [ they slap fins ]
Crush : Noggin'. [ bump heads ]
Squirt, Crush : Dude!
Movie: Finding Nemo
Marlin : Tell me, Dory, do you see anything?
Dory : Yeah, I see a light.
Marlin : A light?
Dory : Yeah. I see a light.
Marlin : Yeah, I see it too.
Dory : Hey, Conscience, am I dead?
Marlin : No, no. I see it, too. [ they swim up to the light ]
Dory : It's so... *pretty*.
Marlin : [ mesmerized ] I'm feeling... happy, and that's a big deal... for me.
Dory : I want to touch it... [ she does; the light bobs quickly away ]
Dory : Oh!
Marlin : Hey, come back. Come on back here. I'm gonna get you.
Dory : Come here.
Marlin : [ singing ] I'm gonna swim with you...
Dory : I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you.
Marlin : [ singing ] I'm gonna be your best friend... [ a big scary fish looms into view ]
Marlin : ...Good feeling's gone.
Marlin, Dory : AHH!
Dory : Yeah, I see a light.
Marlin : A light?
Dory : Yeah. I see a light.
Marlin : Yeah, I see it too.
Dory : Hey, Conscience, am I dead?
Marlin : No, no. I see it, too. [ they swim up to the light ]
Dory : It's so... *pretty*.
Marlin : [ mesmerized ] I'm feeling... happy, and that's a big deal... for me.
Dory : I want to touch it... [ she does; the light bobs quickly away ]
Dory : Oh!
Marlin : Hey, come back. Come on back here. I'm gonna get you.
Dory : Come here.
Marlin : [ singing ] I'm gonna swim with you...
Dory : I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you.
Marlin : [ singing ] I'm gonna be your best friend... [ a big scary fish looms into view ]
Marlin : ...Good feeling's gone.
Marlin, Dory : AHH!
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Marlin : I can't read human.
Dory : Then we need to find a fish that can read this. Hey, look! Sharks!
Dory : Then we need to find a fish that can read this. Hey, look! Sharks!
Movie: Finding Nemo
Marlin : [ Surrounded by jellyfish ] This is bad, Dory. Very bad.
Dory : [ Bouncing on top of a jellyfish ] Hey, watch this. Boing! Boing!...
Marlin : Dory!
Dory : You can't catch me!
Marlin : Dory, don't bounce on the tops! They will... not sting you. The tops don't sting you! That's it!
Dory : Two in a row. Beat that.
Marlin : Dory, listen to me. We're going to play a game.
Dory : A game?
Marlin : Yeah, a game.
Dory : I love games! Pick me!
Marlin : We're gonna race. First one out of the jellyfish wins.
Dory : Out, got it!
Marlin : Rules, rules! You can't touch the tentacles, only the tops...
Dory : Something about tentacles, got it.
Marlin : No, it's not something about them, it's all about them.
Dory : On your mark, get set, go!
Marlin : Wait, Dory!
Dory : [ Bouncing on top of a jellyfish ] Hey, watch this. Boing! Boing!...
Marlin : Dory!
Dory : You can't catch me!
Marlin : Dory, don't bounce on the tops! They will... not sting you. The tops don't sting you! That's it!
Dory : Two in a row. Beat that.
Marlin : Dory, listen to me. We're going to play a game.
Dory : A game?
Marlin : Yeah, a game.
Dory : I love games! Pick me!
Marlin : We're gonna race. First one out of the jellyfish wins.
Dory : Out, got it!
Marlin : Rules, rules! You can't touch the tentacles, only the tops...
Dory : Something about tentacles, got it.
Marlin : No, it's not something about them, it's all about them.
Dory : On your mark, get set, go!
Marlin : Wait, Dory!
Movie: Finding Nemo
Bruce : Anchor! Chum!
Anchor : There you are, Bruce. Finally!
Bruce : We've got company.
Anchor : Well, it's about time, mate!
Chum : We've already gone through the snacks, and we're still starving!
Anchor : We almost had us a feeding frenzy.
Chum : Come on, let's get this over with.
Anchor : There you are, Bruce. Finally!
Bruce : We've got company.
Anchor : Well, it's about time, mate!
Chum : We've already gone through the snacks, and we're still starving!
Anchor : We almost had us a feeding frenzy.
Chum : Come on, let's get this over with.
Movie: Finding Nemo
Gill : [ Catches Nemo staring at his broken fin ] My first escape. Landed on dentist tools. I was aiming for the toilet.
Nemo : The toilet?
Gill : All drains lead to the ocean, kid.
Nemo : Wow. How may times have you tried to get out?
Gill : Ah, I lost count.
Nemo : The toilet?
Gill : All drains lead to the ocean, kid.
Nemo : Wow. How may times have you tried to get out?
Gill : Ah, I lost count.
Movie: Finding Nemo
Marlin : [ inside the whale as it starts to swallow ] What's going on?
Dory : I'll ask. Whaaaa...
Marlin : No, no more whale! You can't speak whale!
Dory : Yes I can!
Marlin : No, you can't! You think you can do these things, but you can't, Nemo!
Dory : I'll ask. Whaaaa...
Marlin : No, no more whale! You can't speak whale!
Dory : Yes I can!
Marlin : No, you can't! You think you can do these things, but you can't, Nemo!
Movie: Finding Nemo
Marlin : I can't afford any more delays and you're one of those fish that causes delays. Sometimes it's a good thing. There's a whole group of fish . They're delay fish.
Dory : You mean... [ whimpers ]
Dory : . You mean you don't like me?
Marlin : No, of course I like you. It's because I like you I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion.
Dory : You mean... [ whimpers ]
Dory : . You mean you don't like me?
Marlin : No, of course I like you. It's because I like you I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion.
Movie: Finding Nemo
Bob : Hey, you're doing pretty well for a first-timer.
Marlin : Well, you can't hold on to them forever, can you?
Bill : You know I had a tough time when my oldest went out to the drop off.
Marlin : They've just got to grow up som - THE DROP OFF? THEY'RE GOING TO THE DROP OFF? WHAT ARE YOU, INSANE? WHY DON'T WE FRY THEM UP NOW AND SERVE THEM WITH CHIPS?
Bob : Hey Marty, calm down.
Marlin : Don't tell me to be calm, pony boy.
Bob : Pony boy?
Bill : You know for a clownfish, he really isn't that funny
Ted : Pity
Marlin : Well, you can't hold on to them forever, can you?
Bill : You know I had a tough time when my oldest went out to the drop off.
Marlin : They've just got to grow up som - THE DROP OFF? THEY'RE GOING TO THE DROP OFF? WHAT ARE YOU, INSANE? WHY DON'T WE FRY THEM UP NOW AND SERVE THEM WITH CHIPS?
Bob : Hey Marty, calm down.
Marlin : Don't tell me to be calm, pony boy.
Bob : Pony boy?
Bill : You know for a clownfish, he really isn't that funny
Ted : Pity
Movie: Finding Nemo