Finding Nemo Quotes

Finding Nemo

After his son is captured in the Great Barrier Reef and taken to Sydney, a timid clownfish sets out on a journey to bring him home.

8.1/10

U | 1h 40min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy | 10 October 2003 (UK)

Dory : Well, let's just ask someone for directions.
Marlin : Who do you want to ask, the *speck*? There's no one here!

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[ as the pelicans watch Gerald choking on his breakfast ]
Nigel : Reckon somebody oughta help the poor guy.
Pelicans : [ all shrug and mutter ] Yeah, yeah right...
Nigel : [ sarcastically ] Well, don't everybody fly off at once.

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Nemo : Are you all right?
Dory : [ exasperated ] I don't know where I am... I don't know what's going on. I think I lost somebody but I, I can't remember... and I can't remember...
Nemo : It's OK, it's OK. I'm looking for somebody too. Hey, We can look together.
Dory : I'm Dory.
Nemo : I'm Nemo.
Dory : Nemo?... that's a nice name...

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Marlin : The water's going down. It's-it's-it's going down!
Dory : Hmm. Are you sure about that?
Marlin : Look! Already it's half-empty.
Dory : Hmm... I'd say it's half-full.
Marlin : Stop that! It's half-empty!

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Crush : Oh, it's awesome, Jellyman. The little dudes are just eggs, we leave 'em on a beach to hatch, and then, coo-coo-cachoo, they find their way back to the big ol' blue.

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Peach : [ yawns ] Morning. It's morning, everyone! Today's the day! The sun is shining, the tank is clean, and we are gonna get out of... [ beat ]
Peach : [ gasps ] The tank is clean. [ yells ]
Peach : The tank is clean!

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Marlin : What if they don't like me?
Coral : Marlin!
Marlin : No, really.
Coral : There's over 400 eggs, odds are, one of them is bound to like you.

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Bloat : You must pass through the Ring of Fire. [ pause ]
Bloat : The *Ring of Fire*. Jacques, you said you could do it.
Jacques : Oops, sorry.

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Gill : All drains lead to the ocean.

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Nemo : What's that?
Tad : I know what that is. Sandy Plankton saw one. He called it... uh... he said it was called a "butt".
Pearl : That's a pretty big butt. [ swims out a little ]
Sheldon : Oh, look at me. I'm gonna touch the butt.

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Dory : "P.Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney." I remembered it. I bet I could even remember it again..."P.Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney." I did it again.

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Gill : You see that filter?
Nemo : Yeah.
Gill : You're the only one small enough to get in and out of that thing. All you have to do swim inside, jam a pebble in the fan, and swim out. Once you do that, this tank is going to get filthier and filthier, and the dentist will have no choice but to clean the tank himself. He'll put us in individual baggies, then we roll out the window, down to the ground, across the street, and into the ocean. It's foolproof!

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Bloat : Nemo, newcomer of orange and white, you have been called forth to the summit of Mt. Wannahockaloogie to join with us in the fraternal bonds of tankhood!
Nemo : Huh?
Peach : We want you in our club, kid.
Nemo : Really?
Bloat : If you are able to swim through... the Ring of Fire! [ Nothing ]
Bloat : [ Under his breath ] Turn on the Ring of Fire. The Ring of Fire!
Jacques : Oops! [ turns on the volcano ]
Bloat : You said you could do it. [ the volcano is on ]
Bloat : Ring of Fire!

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Gurgle : Curse you, Aqua Scum.

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Sheldon : [ gasp ] He touched the butt.

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Marlin : How do you know that nothing bad won't happen?
Dory : I don't.

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Dory : DUCK.
Marlin : [ looks up ] That's not a duck, it's a... PELICAN.

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Crush : 'Cause we were like, "woaaaah.", and I was like, "woaaaah." and you were like, "woaaahh..."

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[ Crush is introducing Marlin to his son ]
Crush : Oh. Intro- Jellyman, offspring. Offspring, Jellyman.

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Dory : Excuse me? Whoo-hoo! Little fella? Hello! Don't be rude. Say hi.
Marlin : Ha. Hello.
Dory : His son Bingo...
Marlin : Nemo.
Dory : ...Nemo was taken to, um...
Marlin : Sydney
Dory : ...Sydney, yeah. And it's really, really important that we get there as fast as we can, so can you help us out? Come on, little fella. Come on.
Marlin : Dory? I'm a little fella. I don't think that's a little fella.

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Gill : Fish aren't meant to be in a box, kid. It does things to them.

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Crush : RIGHTEOUS. RIGHTEOUS.

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[ the whale groans ]
Dory : Okay, he either said, "move to the back of the throat," or he "wants a root beer float".

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[ Nemo and Marlin are hugging ]
Nemo : Uh, Dad, you can let go now.

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Marlin : How many stripes do I have?
Nemo : Dad, I'm fine...
Marlin : Answer the stripe question.
Nemo : [ exasperated ] *Three*.
Marlin : SEE? Something's wrong with you. [ he counts ]
Marlin : I have one... two... three? That's all I have?

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Marlin : Something's wrong with you, really.

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Marlin : I didn't come this far to be breakfast.

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Dory : [ reading a door ] Hey, look. "Esc-a-pay". I wonder what that means? That's funny, it's spelled just like the word "escape."

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Marlin : We did it, we did it oh, yeah, yeah, yeah! No eating here tonight, Woo!
Marlin, Dory : Eating here tonight!
Dory : No, no, no eating here tonight, you're on a diet!

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Crush : Okay, now everybody grab an exit buddy. [ Marlin and Dory grab each other quickly ]
Crush : Do you have your exit buddy?

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