Fight Club Quotes
Richard Chesler : Get the fuck out of here, you're fired!
Narrator : I have a better solution. You keep me on the payroll as an outside consultant and in exchange for my salary, my job will be never to tell people these things that I know. I don't even have to come into the office, I can do this job from home.
Narrator : I have a better solution. You keep me on the payroll as an outside consultant and in exchange for my salary, my job will be never to tell people these things that I know. I don't even have to come into the office, I can do this job from home.
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Narrator : It's just, when you buy furniture, you tell yourself, that's it. That's the last sofa I'm gonna need. Whatever else happens, I've got that sofa problem handled.
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[ after giving Marla a breast exam ]
Marla Singer : I wish I could return the favor.
Narrator : There's not a lot of breast cancer in the men in my family.
Marla Singer : I could check your prostate.
Marla Singer : I wish I could return the favor.
Narrator : There's not a lot of breast cancer in the men in my family.
Marla Singer : I could check your prostate.
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Narrator : When deep space exploration ramps up, it'll be the corporations that name everything, the IBM Stellar Sphere, the Microsoft Galaxy, Planet Starbucks.
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Narrator : Bob is dead, they shot him in the head!
Tyler Durden : You wanna make an omelet, you gotta break some eggs.
Tyler Durden : You wanna make an omelet, you gotta break some eggs.
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Narrator : It's called a changeover. The movie goes on, and nobody in the audience has any idea.
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Tyler Durden : [ the Narrator places the gun under his chin and cocks back the hammer ] Now why would you want to go and blow your head off?
Narrator : Not my head, Tyler, *our* head.
Narrator : Not my head, Tyler, *our* head.
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Tyler Durden : [ the Narrator is trying to disarm a car bomb of nitroglycerin ] You don't know which wire to pull.
Narrator : I know everything you do, so if you know I know.
Tyler Durden : Or maybe, since I knew you'd know I spent all days thinking about the wrong wires. [ Narrator pauses ]
Narrator : I know everything you do, so if you know I know.
Tyler Durden : Or maybe, since I knew you'd know I spent all days thinking about the wrong wires. [ Narrator pauses ]
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Narrator : I want you to listen to me very carefully, Tyler.
Tyler Durden : Okay...
Narrator : My eyes are open. [ the Narrator puts the gun into his mouth and pulls trigger ]
Tyler Durden : Okay...
Narrator : My eyes are open. [ the Narrator puts the gun into his mouth and pulls trigger ]
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Doctor : You wanna see pain? Swing by First Methodist Tuesday nights. See the guys with testicular cancer. That's pain.
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Tyler Durden : Now, ancient people found their clothes got cleaner if they washed them at a certain spot in the river. You know why?
Narrator : No.
Tyler Durden : Human sacrifices were once made on the hills above this river. Bodies burnt, water speeded through the wood ashes to create lye. [ holds up a bottle ]
Tyler Durden : This is lye - the crucial ingredient. The lye combined with the melted fat of the bodies, till a thick white soapy discharge crept into the river. May I see your hand, please? [ Tyler licks his lips until they're gleaming wet - he takes the Narrator's hand and kisses the back of it ]
Narrator : What is this?
Tyler Durden : This... [ pours the lye on the Narrator's hand ]
Tyler Durden : ... is chemical burn.
Narrator : No.
Tyler Durden : Human sacrifices were once made on the hills above this river. Bodies burnt, water speeded through the wood ashes to create lye. [ holds up a bottle ]
Tyler Durden : This is lye - the crucial ingredient. The lye combined with the melted fat of the bodies, till a thick white soapy discharge crept into the river. May I see your hand, please? [ Tyler licks his lips until they're gleaming wet - he takes the Narrator's hand and kisses the back of it ]
Narrator : What is this?
Tyler Durden : This... [ pours the lye on the Narrator's hand ]
Tyler Durden : ... is chemical burn.
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Ricky : [ to Bob, while interviewing for applicants ] You're too old, fat man. [ to Angel Face ]
Ricky : And you, you are too fucking... *blonde*!
Ricky : And you, you are too fucking... *blonde*!
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Narrator : You're fucking Marla, Tyler.
Tyler Durden : Uh, technically, you're fucking Marla, but it's all the same to her.
Tyler Durden : Uh, technically, you're fucking Marla, but it's all the same to her.
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Angel Face : Bury him in the garden. Come on people, let's go!
Narrator : Get away from him! Get the fuck away!
Angel Face : He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir.
Narrator : This is Bob. He was a decent man, and we're not gonna bury him in the fucking garden!
Narrator : Get away from him! Get the fuck away!
Angel Face : He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir.
Narrator : This is Bob. He was a decent man, and we're not gonna bury him in the fucking garden!
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Tyler Durden : This is a chemical burn. It will hurt more than you've ever been burned before. You will have a scar.
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Narrator : I had it all. Even the glass dishes with tiny bubbles and imperfections, proof they were crafted by the honest, simple, hard-working indigenous peoples of... wherever.
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Tyler Durden : If you could fight anyone, who would you fight?
Narrator : I'd fight my boss, prob'ly.
Tyler Durden : Really.
Narrator : Yeah, why, who would you fight?
Tyler Durden : I'd fight my dad.
Narrator : I don't know my dad. I mean, I know him, but... he left when I was like six years old. Married this other woman, had some other kids. He like did this every six years, he goes to a new city and starts a new family.
Tyler Durden : Fucker's setting up franchises.
Narrator : I'd fight my boss, prob'ly.
Tyler Durden : Really.
Narrator : Yeah, why, who would you fight?
Tyler Durden : I'd fight my dad.
Narrator : I don't know my dad. I mean, I know him, but... he left when I was like six years old. Married this other woman, had some other kids. He like did this every six years, he goes to a new city and starts a new family.
Tyler Durden : Fucker's setting up franchises.
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Angel Face : [ the Narrator is about to look at some files but Angel Face stops him ] Don't worry. It's all taken care of, sir.
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Tyler Durden : Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned- Tyler.
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Narrator : When the fight was over, nothing was solved, but nothing mattered. We all felt saved.
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Narrator : [ voiceover ] It must've been Tuesday. He was wearing his cornflower-blue tie.
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Narrator : Like so many others, I had become a slave to the Ikea nesting instinct.
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