Eulogy Quotes
Lucy Collins: You wouldn't know a sex toy if it left a battery in your vagina.
Alice Collins: My vagina, as you are so whimsically about to refer to it, has served as sacred passage, for three anatomically correct children, so...
Fred Collins: Bad image.
Ted Collins: [hits head twice] Erase, erase.
Alice Collins: My vagina, as you are so whimsically about to refer to it, has served as sacred passage, for three anatomically correct children, so...
Fred Collins: Bad image.
Ted Collins: [hits head twice] Erase, erase.
Movie: Eulogy
Skip Collins: Dearest Judge...
Judge: Excuse me?
Skip Collins: My client... [whispering]
Skip Collins: name?
Lace: Oh, um, Lace.
Skip Collins: Miss Lace, was engaged in a consensual servicing of an entrapable member...
Judge: Are you an attorney?
Skip Collins: [smiles] Touche, your highness.
Judge: Excuse me?
Skip Collins: My client... [whispering]
Skip Collins: name?
Lace: Oh, um, Lace.
Skip Collins: Miss Lace, was engaged in a consensual servicing of an entrapable member...
Judge: Are you an attorney?
Skip Collins: [smiles] Touche, your highness.
Movie: Eulogy
Skip Collins: Pop loved poetry.
Kate Collins: He did.
Skip Collins: Yeah. All the ones about Nantucket.
Skip Collins: I think his favorite was about a little handicapped girl. There once was a girl who was crippled, by the weight of her overgrown nipple.
Kate Collins: He did.
Skip Collins: Yeah. All the ones about Nantucket.
Skip Collins: I think his favorite was about a little handicapped girl. There once was a girl who was crippled, by the weight of her overgrown nipple.
Movie: Eulogy