High Times Quotes

Rab: [Claire is is joined by Rab] What's up? You've got a face on you like a slapped arse.
Claire: No wonder. I can't get a boyfriend and she goes through them like her da goes through Jaffa Cakes.
Rab: [Rab follows her gaze. Tracy's boyfriend has her pinned against a wall, kissing her] Keep it in your trousers, wee man. She's only fifteen.

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Harvey Howard Jr.: [Outraged and shocked over his father's decision to enter college at 51, while he, himself, never graduated] Father, I warn you, I can be pretty stubborn when I'm pushed!
Harvey Howard: [Completely nonplussed] So's your old man.

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Jeff Spicoli: Those guys are fags.

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Jeff Spicoli: [driving and stoned] People on 'ludes should not drive.

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Mike Damone: Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, Rat, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?

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