Eddie Quotes

Eddie: [Corinthians reading Saint Paul's Letter] Never put a sock in a toaster...?

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Eddie: Remove your pajamas from your body. Tie knows in the arms and the legs and the head and the everything. And then whip them over your head very fast and then inflate them to the size and consistency of a small speed boat

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Eddie: When you're a transvestite, you're actually a male tomboy.

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MSG Announcer: At forward, 6'9, Anthony Pig Miller!
Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Boo!
Claudine: Why do they call him Pig?
Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: 'Cause he's not kosher.

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[Ed runs into a tree]
Ed: That wasn't you Sara.

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