EastEnders Quotes

Arthur Fowler: Reg.
Ali Osman: He's dead!
Den Watts: Dead drunk.
Ali Osman: No, he's dead!
Arthur Fowler: No, no, he's not. I can still feel his pulse.

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Den Watts: [last ever words] You'll never get me out of the Vic!

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Nick Cotton: I thank you all, from the heart of my bottom.

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Peggy Mitchell: Oh, shut up you peroxide old bag!
Pauline Fowler: Oh, yeah? What's this, then - strawberry blonde at seventy, that's real is it?
Peggy Mitchell: Shut up! I'm NOT seventy!
Pauline Fowler: No, but you look it!

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Sharon Watts: [Sharon is looking for Phil in the Vic to confront him about Dennis being beaten up the day before] Phil?
Phil Mitchell: You lookin' for me?
Sharon Watts: Get up. Or are you too yellow to fight a woman today?
Phil Mitchell: You wanna watch your mouth.
Sharon Watts: Or what? You'll send the heavies round like you did yesterday to Dennis?
Phil Mitchell: I dunno what you're talking about.
Sharon Watts: That ain't worthy of ya, Phil.
Phil Mitchell: Sharon, do me a favor. Go home. I got no argument with you.
Sharon Watts: Oh, I think you have. Beating up my brother, that's one thing. But you didn't even have the guts to do it yourself! What's the matter, Phil? Too scared to get your hands dirty?
Phil Mitchell: I'm scared of *no-one*.

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Zoe: This ain't the Sound of Music, he's not going to marry you.

TV Show: EastEnders