Dumb and Dumberer - When Harry Met Lloyd Quotes

Harry: You found my treasure? Why didn't you tell me?
Lloyd Christmas: Three words: I did.

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Lloyd: Whoa! Look at Jessica, look at her milk bubbles, and her shorts are really short!
Harry Dunne: I know...
Lloyd: Yea, last time I wore shorts that short, I got beat up!

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Mr. Moffitt: I can turn all the faucets on in my house. Even the hose.

Movie: Dumb and Dumberer - When Harry Met Lloyd
Ray: What are you crazy boys doing in my tool shed?
Lloyd Christmas: We're not crazy dad. We're special, and Principal Collins wants us to have our own special class room.
Ray: [happy] My boy's special! How about that! [hugs Lloyd]
Ray: I knew you were different!

Movie: Dumb and Dumberer - When Harry Met Lloyd
[Harry is about to throw away Lloyd's chipped tooth]
Lloyd: No! Wait - save it for the Tooth Fairy.
Harry: I happen to know for a fact that my mother is the Tooth Fairy.
Lloyd: No way! Your mom's the Tooth Fairy?
Harry: Yeah, she flies around at night while I'm asleep.
Lloyd: Well nice to meet you. I'm Lloyd Christmas.
Harry: Well, I'll be. Here I am bragging about how my mom's the Tooth Fairy and you're dad's Santa Claus!

Movie: Dumb and Dumberer - When Harry Met Lloyd