Inside the Actors Studio Quotes

Himself - Host: I'd be remiss if I didn't bring up the subject of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." [applause]
Seth Green: This is so funny! Like, you just have to understand - we're on "Inside the Actors' Studio" and he's like [imitates Lipton]
Seth Green: "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." [audience laughs]
Seth Green: It was a rare opportunity for a goofy, awkward kid to play a guitar-playing werewolf rock star. I mean, that just seemed like... that seemed like a swing in the right direction. [laughs]
Seth Green: I got to make out with girls and fire hand-held crossbows. It was pretty cool.
Himself - Host: To what heights cannot a boy aspire in our democracy?
Seth Green: See what I'm sayin'? And I got an action figure out of it, so, up high. [raises hand as if for a high-five]

Movie: Inside the Actors Studio
Himself - Host: In the past two decades, very few movies have made me laugh as hard as "This is Spinal Tap." [audience cheers and applause]
Himself - Host: Who wrote that movie?
Harry Shearer: Uh, the answer to that question is every actor who appears in it wrote that movie.
Himself - Host: Who wrote the songs?
Harry Shearer: We all did.
Himself - Host: You did.
Harry Shearer: Yes.
Himself - Host: Music and words?
Harry Shearer: Music and words.

Movie: Inside the Actors Studio
Himself - Host: [on Mila Kunis not being present at the taping] I'm talking of course about Mila Kunis; the wonderful irony of that role is that the exceedingly plain Meg is played by this exceedingly beautiful woman. [shows a photo of Mila]
Alex Borstein: I'm glad she's not here; I look prettier.
Himself - Host: For that matter, so do I.

Movie: Inside the Actors Studio
James Lipton: Being in love in France...
Johnny Depp: Equals a baby...

Movie: Inside the Actors Studio
James Lipton: What is your favorite word?
Johnny Depp: Why.
James Lipton: Didn't that sound appropriate to you? It did to me. What is your least favorite word?
Johnny Depp: No.
James Lipton: What turns you on?
Johnny Depp: Breathing.
James Lipton: What turns you off?
Johnny Depp: Not breathing.
James Lipton: What is your sound or noise do you love?
Johnny Depp: My daughter's voice.
James Lipton: What is your sound or noise do you hate?
Johnny Depp: Vacuum cleaner.
James Lipton: What is your favorite curse word?
Johnny Depp: Boy. This is a real opportunity here. I don't want to mess this up. I think the most expressive would be shit. Yeah. Shit works a lot.
James Lipton: And it's just as good, maybe even better in French.
Johnny Depp: Yeah, yeah. And it's used a lot. It's said more in French then anywhere else.
James Lipton: Yes, it is. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt?
Johnny Depp: Writing, I think. Writing.
James Lipton: What profession would you absolutely not like to try?
Johnny Depp: President of the United States.
James Lipton: Johnny, if Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Johnny Depp: Wow.

Movie: Inside the Actors Studio