Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog Quotes

Captain Hammer: It's curtains for you, Dr. Horrible. Lacy, gently wafting curtains.

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Dr. Horrible: [responding to e-mails] Here's one from our good friend, Johnny Snow: "Dr. Horrible, I see you are once again afriad to do battle with your arch nemesis! I waited at Dooley Park for forty-five minutes..." Ok, *dude*, you are *not* my nemesis! My nemesis is Captain Hammer. Captain Hammer, corporate tool!... dislocated my shoulder... *again*... last week... Look, I'm just trying to change the world, ok? I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka! Besides, there's kids in that park, so...

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Dr. Horrible: What a crazy random happenstance.

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Dr. Horrible: A lot of guys ignore the laugh, and that's about standards. I mean, if you're gonna get into the Evil League of Evil, you have to have a memorable laugh. What, do you think Bad Horse didn't work on his whinny? His terrible death-whinny?

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Moist: You need anything dampened, or made soggy?

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