Destroy All Humans! 2 - Make War Not Love (VG) Quotes
British Hippy: My ultimate fantasy? All of the Pythons... at the same time. Even the gay one. Hell, especially the gay one. I'll even take on the American!
Movie: Destroy All Humans! 2 - Make War Not Love (VG)
Cosmonaut 1: [during crypto's speech] Why are we not being allowed in area just north of here?
Cosmonaut 2: Da, what are you having to hide?
Crypto: Why? Coz that's where the Blisk are and they don't want you finding out that they're a bunch of lobsters from outer space.
Cosmonaut 2: Lobsters from space? What kind of dumbkovs are you taking us for?
Crypto: The kind that let lobsters from outer space take over their entire country!
Cosmonaut 1: That's stupid! What evidence are you having to mistrust Bliskeviks?
Crypto: Evidence? They're controlling your mind!
Cosmonaut 1: Tsssk... I am thinking Comrade Cosmonaut Leonid is drinking too much Revelade.
Crypto: They're giant freaking lobsters! From outer freaking space!
Cosmonaut 2: Tssk... we are seeing the long term psychological effects of space travel. Poor Leonid.
Crypto: They're taking away your vodka!
Cosmonaut 1, Cosmonaut 2: Gasp!
Cosmonaut 2: Da, what are you having to hide?
Crypto: Why? Coz that's where the Blisk are and they don't want you finding out that they're a bunch of lobsters from outer space.
Cosmonaut 2: Lobsters from space? What kind of dumbkovs are you taking us for?
Crypto: The kind that let lobsters from outer space take over their entire country!
Cosmonaut 1: That's stupid! What evidence are you having to mistrust Bliskeviks?
Crypto: Evidence? They're controlling your mind!
Cosmonaut 1: Tsssk... I am thinking Comrade Cosmonaut Leonid is drinking too much Revelade.
Crypto: They're giant freaking lobsters! From outer freaking space!
Cosmonaut 2: Tssk... we are seeing the long term psychological effects of space travel. Poor Leonid.
Crypto: They're taking away your vodka!
Cosmonaut 1, Cosmonaut 2: Gasp!
Movie: Destroy All Humans! 2 - Make War Not Love (VG)
Crypto: So, modern art? Jackson Pollack pees on a canvas and sells it for fifty grand?
Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe: Ha! Oh... you're serious. Well I suppose it takes an educated eye to make sense out of it.
Crypto: Educated eye? What a crock! I don't need a masters in art history to know what I like.
Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe: Yes, but as conceptual art becomes more abstract it helps to understand what the artist had in mind...
Crypto: You do realise the player's in the kitchen making natchos right now.
Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe: Well you did that whole 'Blue Rider' thing in the first game so I thought...
Crypto: Yeah I know. Lead balloon city.
Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe: Ha! Oh... you're serious. Well I suppose it takes an educated eye to make sense out of it.
Crypto: Educated eye? What a crock! I don't need a masters in art history to know what I like.
Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe: Yes, but as conceptual art becomes more abstract it helps to understand what the artist had in mind...
Crypto: You do realise the player's in the kitchen making natchos right now.
Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe: Well you did that whole 'Blue Rider' thing in the first game so I thought...
Crypto: Yeah I know. Lead balloon city.
Movie: Destroy All Humans! 2 - Make War Not Love (VG)
Natalya Ivanova: Crypto is sweet... well he's not sweet but he's kind... Okay, he's not kind but he's cute... in a mutated rodent sort of way.
Movie: Destroy All Humans! 2 - Make War Not Love (VG)
Orthopox-13: Try crossing the beams... oh wait, that would be bad.
Crypto: I'm a little fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing.
Orthopox-13: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneuously, every moleculei n your body in your body being destroyed... total plutonic reversal.
Crypto: Right, that's bad, got it.
Crypto: I'm a little fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing.
Orthopox-13: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneuously, every moleculei n your body in your body being destroyed... total plutonic reversal.
Crypto: Right, that's bad, got it.
Movie: Destroy All Humans! 2 - Make War Not Love (VG)
Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe: We know you have it! Tell us where it is or it's the Ludwig treatment for you. Eyelids peeled back, excruciating torture, endless hours of Ludwig Van!
Crypto: Oh God! Not Beethoven! Anything but Beethoven!
Crypto: Oh God! Not Beethoven! Anything but Beethoven!
Movie: Destroy All Humans! 2 - Make War Not Love (VG)