ER Quotes

Dr. Jing-Mei Chen: Hey Carter. What's up with your boss? I heard she was crying earlier.
Dr. John Carter: Weaver?
Dr. Jing-Mei Chen: Yah. Did she have a bad break up or something? Shes been really moody lately.
Dr. John Carter: lately?

TV Show: ER
Dr. Susan Lewis: We need to evacuate.
Dr. John Carter: The ER?
Dr. Susan Lewis: The entire hospital... Everyone but you.

TV Show: ER
Vanilla Latte Boy: Warm milk is nasty.
Nurse Carol Hathaway: Really? And what are you having?
Vanilla Latte Boy: Double tall vanilla latte.
Nurse Carol Hathaway: A latte. Don't you know that coffee stunts your growth?
Vanilla Latte Boy: That is so not true!
Nurse Carol Hathaway: Do your parents let you drink it?
Vanilla Latte Boy: What are you, the coffee police?

TV Show: ER
[after Carter and Lucy were discovered]
Nurse Abby Lockhart: How long d'you think they were lying there?
Dr. Jing-Mei 'Deb' Chen: Long enough to lose a couple of liters.
Nurse Lydia Wright: I can't believe nobody saw anything.
Dr. Luka Kovac: Let's talk about it later.

TV Show: ER
[Carter has just lost three games of pool from Kovac]
Nurse Malik McGrath: I didn't even know they played pool in Croatia.
Dr. Luka Kovac: Sure. But, we just use broomsticks and goat testicles.
Nurse Malik McGrath: Get out of here!
Dr. Luka Kovac: No, it's hard. Those balls don't roll straight.

TV Show: ER
[Medical student Michael Gallant has worked in the army]
Dr. Kerry Weaver: So working in the ER might not be so crazy to you.
Dr. Michael Gallant: Well, it's a different kind of "crazy".

TV Show: ER