Dead Set Quotes

Kelly: There's been enough killing.
Veronica: Well, what d'you propose we do?
Kelly: Cripple him.
Veronica: Cripple him?
Kelly: Yeah, break his ankles, stick a hammer to his feet.
Marky: It would have to be pretty bad to stop him movin'...
Kelly: Yeah, well we'll do it bad enough he won't be going anywhere...
Pippa: I don't like it...
Kelly: Well, it's better than killing him?
Riq: Look, she's right...
Marky: What'd you think, babe?
Veronica: Pretty hard to break an ankle so it don't set back right, innit? You gotta... crack it sideways, inwards...
Kelly: Fine...
Marky: Or we could chop his Achilles tendon in the back of the heel... turns the feet into dead plates, even if he wanted to use 'em, he won't be able to operate the pedal...
Space: Where'd you learn that from, man?
Marky: Saw Jack Bauer do it on the telly.
Veronica: No! S'not real life, is it? No! If we're doin' this, we're smashin' his ankles like in that film... Mystery.

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"Policeman #1: You know you're shorter in real life? Policeman #2: That's coz he's on his knees.

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Pippa: Is this where you make Big Brother?
Patrick: Yes...
Pippa: Oh my god! Oh my god!
Patrick: Shurrup!
Pippa: [watches the housemates from a monitor and spots Kelly] She's a new one!

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Space: Something is wrong!
Veronica: What?
Space: No mics, no alarms and the cameras ain't movin'. Big Brother ain't watchin' *us*!

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Veronica: Does it mean we're not on telly anymore ?

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