Dead Man on Campus Quotes

Cliff: I really shouldn't be driving, I have a suspended license.
Cooper Frederickson: Really? For what?
Cliff: Attempted vehiclular manslaughter... whatever the **** that means!

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Cliff: [rapping] My name is Cliff, brother of Joe. I got me some crack. I want me some hoes!

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Cooper Frederickson: You know what my dad does for a living? He cleans toilets. Yeah, he own this whole, toilet cleaning company and it's big. It's huge. And he's an incredible... asshole! [chuckles]
Cooper Frederickson: Yeah I call him Flushles, the Toilet Cleaning Clown...

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Josh Miller: I'm not gonna commit suicide, if that's what you're thinking.
Cooper Frederickson: Aw come on Josh, you're ****ed anyway. At least this way, one of us comes out on top.
Josh Miller: Then you kill YOURself.
Cooper Frederickson: Naw, I just couldn't see that working.

Movie: Dead Man on Campus