Condorman Quotes

Harry Oslo: Woody, you're a great cartoonist, and you're a great comic book writer - but you're a lousy bird.

Movie: Condorman
Krokov: [turns on the lamp] Hello, Natalia. Welcome home.
Natalia: Sergei. I didn't expect you.
Krokov: I'm sure you didn't, my dear. Nor did I expect you to travel to Istanbul to meet our American friend.
Natalia: As I was going to tell you about. The meeting was supposed to be a civillian operation, eh? They sent a *top* agent. He was good. [steps behind the dressing screen to change clothes]
Natalia: . Very smooth. And very tough. Almost as tough as you, Sergei.
Krokov: And his name? Surely, when you were finding out how... tough... and how smooth he was, you found out his name?
Natalia: He called himself Condorman.
Krokov: Condorman? Quaint. But he is good. The way he handled those three turks was impressive. But, you were stupid to be seen by a chinese agent. And I cannot afford costly mistakes. Oh, my dear Natalia, that is why I have changed my mind about taking you with me to Monte Carlo. You need to be... re-educated, on the, teachings, of our masters.

Movie: Condorman
Woody Wilkins: [in disguise as a wealthy sheik, Woody approaches Natalia on an outcropping of the estate] A thing of beauty!
Natalia: Yes it is. I do not believe we have met. Natalia Rombovia. [holds out her hand to shake]
Woody Wilkins: [takes off his sunglasses and whispers] Don't scream out, the calvary's here!
Natalia: [surprised] Woo...!
Woody Wilkins: Shhh! [gently places his hand over her mouth]
Natalia: [whispering] Woody! They told me you were dead!
Woody Wilkins: I've come to get you out. Come on! [reaches to take her hand]
Natalia: [sees Krokov looking her way] No. I cannot go with you.
Woody Wilkins: What do you mean?
Natalia: Krokov will...
Woody Wilkins: Krokov, forget Krokov! Now come with me!
Natalia: No! No! Krokov... [sees Krokov walking towards them, and calms down]
Natalia: Krokov had a plan. It was a plan. Don't be stupid. Krokov thought you were a top agent. My defection was a ruse. To kidnap you. But now he knows you are nothing but a foolish dreamer who draws comic books, not worth the bullet to kill you. So go now, please, and don't...
Krokov: [interupts] I see you have already met the shiek.
Natalia: Yes. He thought we had met before!
Krokov: Is that so?
Woody Wilkins: But I was... mistaken. A foolish dream, perhaps.
Natalia: [walks away and takes Krokov's arm] It was a pleasure meeting you. I'm sorry we didn't have more time. Some other day, perhaps. [Woody nods, Natalia turns to leave with Krokov, then turns back mom

Movie: Condorman