Night School Quotes

Judd Austin: Don't you ever take your job seriously?
Taj: Come on, Judd. If we did that we'd end up in the funny farm!
Judd Austin: [they arrive at the car and get inside] Duck ponds, bucket, now a fish tank. [pause]
Judd Austin: 'The hell are you eating?
Taj: A sandwich. Want some?
Judd Austin: [after a moment's pause] Yeah, give me some. [Taj hands him half the sandwich and he takes a bite out of it]
Judd Austin: What kind is it?
Taj: Tuna fish. [disgusted, Judd hands the sandwich back to him, as Taj roars with laughter]

Movie: Night School
Vincent Millett: [Millett knocks on the door of the office of Helene Griffin, the headmistriss] Can I have a word with you, Miss Griffin?
Helene Griffin: Not right now, if you don't mind, Professor Millett. [she shuts the door in his face and turns to Kathy, a student in her office, who is upset that Millett dumped her]
Helene Griffin: Now, why didn't you tell me about this sooner?
Kathy: [crying] I thought it would go away.
Helene Griffin: You can't love a man like that. He's a self-centered ruthless man! You'd think he'd have more sense than to have an affair with one of his students.
Kathy: [sobbing] I thought he really liked me.
Helene Griffin: And I'll tell you what. His teaching days at this school are over. I am not going to allow that Professor Millett to use this school as a playground for his sexual exploits!

Movie: Night School
Mila: Aren't you a little old to be a pop-star?
Luis: Aren't you a little young to die?

Movie: Night School