Columbo - Murder by the Book Quotes
[Distraught over her husband's disappearance, Joanna Ferris tries to get a water fountain to work]
Lieutenant Columbo: I think that's out of order, ma'am. Uh, you see, that's the trouble with these buildings; the fountains never work, then you have to use the coffee machine. And then you lose your dime, and the coffee's lousy.
Joanna Ferris: Who are you?
Lieutenant Columbo: Oh, I'm just another cop. My name is Columbo. I'm a lieutenant.
Lieutenant Columbo: I think that's out of order, ma'am. Uh, you see, that's the trouble with these buildings; the fountains never work, then you have to use the coffee machine. And then you lose your dime, and the coffee's lousy.
Joanna Ferris: Who are you?
Lieutenant Columbo: Oh, I'm just another cop. My name is Columbo. I'm a lieutenant.
TV Show: Columbo - Murder by the Book
