Dads Army Quotes

Cpt. George Mainwaring: He's got a gun.
Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Yes I know, I can see that sir, yes.
Cpt. George Mainwaring: Well, I'm the officer.
Sgt. Arthur Wilson: Well of course you are sir, yes.
Cpt. George Mainwaring: I should have that.

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Frazer: I never doubted you for a minute.

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Pvt. Joe Walker: I thought you said I could have the night off, I've got a date.
L. Cpl. Jack Jones: You've got to do your duty, she can wait.
Pvt. Joe Walker: I know that she can wait but I can't.

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Walker: They'll be no German planes over tonight.
Jones: [Sirens start] Why did you have to open your big mouth?

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[Mainwaring has pulled out his revolver]
German#1: If you don't put that gun down, I will shoot you!
Cpt. George Mainwaring: And if you don't put that gun down, I will shoot you!
German#1: I give you one last warning!
Cpt. George Mainwaring: And I give you one last warning!
German#1: One!
Cpt. George Mainwaring: One!
German#1: Two!
Cpt. George Mainwaring: Two!
German#1: Three!
Cpt. George Mainwaring: Three! If you shoot me, there are seven men to take my place!

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[They are telling off a cheeky young boy]
Jones: Ere. I know him. He's a cheeky little monkey. He comes into my shop when it's full of persons and shouts out, "Sainsbury's."
Pike: Yeah. And he runs into our bank and shouts out, "National Provincial."

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