Such Good Friends Quotes

Bernard Kalman: [haughtily, in a loin cloth at a New York rooftop party] You liked my novel? I was surprised when it sold. I didn't write it for that. Anyway, I've been elected head of this new cultural committee. I flew to Washington last week. I didn't want to go, God knows... but the position has given me a sense of freedom. I can, at last, approach the President and say, point blank...How 'bout a little nukie? I will have performed a valuable service for this troubled nation. Shall we dance, madame?

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Cal Whiting: Richard, it's not my fault you can't eat because of your surgery. I've made everything you like. The least you can do is to stick around and see what you're missing. I've slaved making this meal!

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Dr. Bleiweiss: [yelling at an unconscious man] Mr. Messinger! Mr. Messinger! MR. MESSINGER! Dr. Spector, I'm not having much luck. Why don't you give it a try...
Dr. Timmy Spector: Certainly... RICHARD! RICHARD! RICHARD!
Julie Messinger: Jesus, is this what you do to someone in intensive care? Scream at him until he wakes up?
Dr. Bleiweiss: We do anything and everything in intensive care that might help, Mrs. Messinger.
Julie Messinger: [giving it a whirl] RICHARD! RICHARD!

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Dr. Timmy Spector: So, would you like to complete your day by having sex with a physician?
Julie Messinger: Certainly. Do you mind parking on the street?
Dr. Timmy Spector: I'm sorry, but if you don't have a garage, it's out of the question.
Julie Messinger: Damn it!

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Julie Messinger: Hey, you've gone soft! You bought the hamsters.
Richard Messinger: No, I have not gone soft. I just want to be sure that if I die, I will generate enough guilt in my kids to drive them into analysis.

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Shakespeare Theatre in the Park: [talking to a musician for a Shakespeare production] The sitar is... it's interesting. But can you tell me what a sitar has to do with a play set in Denmark?

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