Support Your Local Gunfighter Quotes

'Swifty' Morgan: You can't gunfight a man sitting on your ass!

Movie: Support Your Local Gunfighter
Jug: You know, I may not have too much of a chance with Swifty Morgan. But suppose I down him?
Latigo: Well, suppose you don't? And the odds are a thousand to one you won't. Well, you'll just end up an unknown character under a wooden cross on Boot Hill.
Jug: Well, everybody winds up dead sooner or later.
Latigo: Well, the smart ones try to postpone it as long as possible.

Movie: Support Your Local Gunfighter
Latigo: This your office?
Doc Schultz: I doctor pack mules, too. If you got a pain in the ass, you come see Doc Schultz.

Movie: Support Your Local Gunfighter
Patience: [Trying on a showy dress that Abigail has given her] Ya' think... ya' think I look like a lady of the evening?
Abigail: Wha... What's a "lady of the evening"?
Patience: Oh, Miss Abigail, you DO lead a sheltered life!

Movie: Support Your Local Gunfighter