Colossal Quotes

Gloria: [throws the bar keys towards Oscar]Here! There are your keys; I'm not coming back to your shitty bar!
Oscar: [picking up the keys]Yeah you are.
Gloria: [panting]Oh yeah?
Oscar: Yeah. [Throws the keys at Gloria with enough force to hurt her]
Gloria: [holding her stomach in pain]Ow!
Oscar: [calmly]You're gonna keep working at the bar, or I'm gonna come back here tomorrow, and destroy an entire neighborhood.
Gloria: [through her teeth, bringing her face close to Oscar's]Then I'll come back and I'll kick your fucking ass!
Oscar: [still calm]No you won't. I'm done being Mr. Nice Guy. [Knocks her to the ground. Gloria grunts in pain as she hits the ground hard]
Oscar: [leans down, calm]see you at work? [Gloria looks up at him speechless]
Oscar: I'll see you at work.

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Gloria: Keep it cool. These people are looking at us.
Oscar: [looks at the women at the next table]Hi. She's the monster; I'm the robot.

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Oscar: So, you don't remember anything we talked about last night, huh?
Gloria: I got really melodramatic, didn't I?

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Oscar: [For Tim]What a schmuck!

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