Billy Bob: I'm sure gonna miss you, boy.
Keith: Yeah, you'll miss my ass, Bubba Gump!
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Ian: [toasting to the farm] To old Mac Donald's farm...
Keith: Ee-i-ee-i-o!
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The Voice: No so fast pretty boy!
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Jack Anderson: I'm not your fucking cousin!
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Jessica: Come on out if you have the balls to show yourself.
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Jeremy: Get up you schmuck!
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Olivia Anderson: I would have hacked the shit out of that bitch anyway.
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Olivia Anderson: The killer's smart, obviously he isn't going to leave anything behind. He's like a ghost.
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The Voice: It's my version of cat and mouse!
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Jonathan Franco: My teachers are lazy as fuck.
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Jack Anderson: You're a coward! Come out so I can kick your ass!
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Jack Anderson: How could I see him? It was dark and he was wearing a costume.
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Julia: All women are bisexual. All of them.
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Neil: Your mom has a lot of religious stuff.
Julia: I think that's why my dad killed himself.
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Blake: Neil, your friends are multiplying.
Martine: Is that a pregnant joke?
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Neil: How can you hang out with that guy? He's like everything you pretend to hate.
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Neil: I don't know if I've, uh... ever attracted to anyone before you.
Julia: You mean, any girl?
Neil: Any human being.
Julia: What are you attracted to, about me?
Neil: I'm not ashamed of myself with you. [They kiss]
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Denis: You're staring virgin stare.
Neil: I do?
Denis: Yeah, well, con virgins.
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Denis: Internet rule 34. If it exists, there's porn if it.
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Neil: Hey, I love you too.
Julia: [Smiles]Well, duh.
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Julia: I think I maybe a lesbian. And the way I figure it... if I'm lesbian and you're gay, then we could be a gay couple and it sort of cancels each other out. Because I'm more mannish and you're like a girl.
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