Charmed Quotes
Piper: Darryl, I'm sorry, but what do you want me to say? My sister was just possessed with a supernaturally born killer and my husband is in 1994, and I do not mean in the fashion sense. He time traveled back with my other sister so the only one left to help me is you.
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Piper: Every other mother-to-be does not have to worry about her child orbing to Tahiti when they are sent to their room.
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Piper: Everyone's treating me so differently. I'm still me. There's just a whole lot more of me going on. [Paige walks into the attic]
Paige: Hey, guys. Oh, I'm sorry. Were you ranting?
Piper: Yes, I was, but I'm done now. Thank you.
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Piper: I didn't have to resort to maternity clothes. Everything is so bright and cheery and ruffly.
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Piper: I mean, why would a demon be interested in killing people's dreams? They're harmless, erotic fun.
Paige: Did you say 'erotic'?
Piper: Exotic. I said exotic.
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Piper: I think I know how to find the demon... [a stranger gives her a look]
Piper: -stration. Demonstration. [indicates Paige]
Piper: She knows what I'm talking about.
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Piper: I think my half whitelighter baby thought fireworks would be prettier than demon guts.
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Piper: I thought ghosts could go anywhere they wanted!
Cole: You are not a ghost, you are inbetween.
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Piper: I'm not pregnant. Trust me.
Prue: Well, that's good news.
Phoebe: Are you kidding? That's great news. You can live.
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Piper: It was all of those women showing off their sonogram pictures, and it was just working on my last nerve. Like, "Look, it's Jasper's first photo. And it's going to go on the fridge in a magnetic frame that says 'Jasper's First Photo'."
Leo: Okay, I thought prenatal yoga was supposed to help you relax.
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Piper: I've come to the conclusion that if you've got it, then you must flaunt it. [lifts her shirt a little to show her pregnant tummy]
Phoebe: That's my niece in that belly.
Paige: She's my niece, too.
Phoebe: Hi, niece. It's your favorite aunt, Phoebe.
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Piper: Leo, I have growing powers inside of me. Powers that I don't understand, and the only person who does understand them never has time to talk. Add that to raging hormones and I guarantee you I am absolutely entitled to do the 'crying thing'.
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Piper: Leo, you're a nice guy, and I like you a lot, but let's face it, you're geographically undesirable.
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Piper: Look, if there's anything I've learned from all this it's that I've got to learn to deal with messes. Especially with the baby coming, 'cause I hear they come with a lot of messes.
Paige: I've heard some things about that, too. Yeah.
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Piper: Mm-hmm. Your destiny still awaits, she says. There's a reason for everything she says. So, now it's time to summon her transparent butt back and ask exactly what that reason is.
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