Castle Quotes
Castle: What is it with professional sports? Even the agencies are on steroids.
Beckett: Fox's client list is a veritable who's-who of star athletes. Five percent of their endorsements and salaries? You could pay for half of lower Manhattan.
Castle: ...did you just use the word "veritable?"
Beckett: Yes, I did.
Castle: Sexy.
Beckett: You should hear me say "fallacious."
Beckett: Fox's client list is a veritable who's-who of star athletes. Five percent of their endorsements and salaries? You could pay for half of lower Manhattan.
Castle: ...did you just use the word "veritable?"
Beckett: Yes, I did.
Castle: Sexy.
Beckett: You should hear me say "fallacious."
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Castle: Maybe our killer has a sweet tooth.
Beckett: Given the state of undress I would say it's more likely a sexual fetish.
Lanie: I can do the chocolate. I will even do the whipped cream bikini, but caramel? I prefer slippery to sticky.
Castle: [To Ryan] Does she know we can hear her?
Beckett: Given the state of undress I would say it's more likely a sexual fetish.
Lanie: I can do the chocolate. I will even do the whipped cream bikini, but caramel? I prefer slippery to sticky.
Castle: [To Ryan] Does she know we can hear her?
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Castle: Ask me why I’m here.
Beckett: You know, I ask myself that question every day.
Beckett: You know, I ask myself that question every day.
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Castle: Quick, who do you want to play you in the Nikki Heat movie?
Lanie: [As if it’s the most obvious answer in the world] Halle Berry.
Castle: See? Some people are just great at that game! You know who we could get for you? Angelina? No. Kate Beckett… Kate Beckinsale. We’ll call you K-Becks!
Lanie: [As if it’s the most obvious answer in the world] Halle Berry.
Castle: See? Some people are just great at that game! You know who we could get for you? Angelina? No. Kate Beckett… Kate Beckinsale. We’ll call you K-Becks!
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Rebecka: (uncontrollable sobbing) Ishoodhavestaydoutovitwhatwasithinkinggggg...
Castle: What did she say?
Beckett: What was I thinking, I should have stayed out of it. It's cry talk.
Castle: What did she say?
Beckett: What was I thinking, I should have stayed out of it. It's cry talk.
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[Hans finds out Castle is not the person he was supposed to meet and grabs his shirt]
Beckett: NYPD! Hands up! [Castle puts his hands up] Not you Castle!
Castle: Right.
Beckett: NYPD! Hands up! [Castle puts his hands up] Not you Castle!
Castle: Right.
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Esposito: So... Castle's last case, huh?
Beckett: Mm-hmm.
Esposito: Ryan and I thought we'd do a little going away party.
Beckett: Yeah. Well, it's not like he's leaving forever.
Esposito: You sure about that? Why do you think he's been following you around all this time? What, research? The guy has done enough research to write 50 books. Look... whatever the reason is, I'm pretty sure it doesn't include watching you be with another guy.
Beckett: Mm-hmm.
Esposito: Ryan and I thought we'd do a little going away party.
Beckett: Yeah. Well, it's not like he's leaving forever.
Esposito: You sure about that? Why do you think he's been following you around all this time? What, research? The guy has done enough research to write 50 books. Look... whatever the reason is, I'm pretty sure it doesn't include watching you be with another guy.
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Jordan: What is he doing?
Beckett: He, uh, touches things.
Castle: Night vision goggles. Think I have the newer model though. Maybe in my third book, Nikki Heat will cross paths with a good looking yet cold-hearted FBI profiler. Call it Federal Heat. [Both Beckett and Jordan glare at him] …Or maybe not.
Jordan: So how long have you two been sleeping together?
Beckett: Um, we’re, we’re not sleeping together. We, he just observes me.
Jordan: Yeah, I’ve seen the way he observes you.
Castle: No, she’s right. Aside from my second wife, this is most sexless relationship I’ve ever been in.
Jordan: I’ve been profiling people for a long time. I’m hardly ever wrong.
Beckett: Well, this time you are. Wrong.
Jordan: So if you’re not sleeping together, why do you keep him around?
Castle: You know I can hear you.
Beckett: He’s actually proven to be surprisingly helpful.
Jordan: Huh, I’ll take your word on that. [Sees Castle playing with a Taser ] Put. The Taser. Down.
Beckett: He, uh, touches things.
Castle: Night vision goggles. Think I have the newer model though. Maybe in my third book, Nikki Heat will cross paths with a good looking yet cold-hearted FBI profiler. Call it Federal Heat. [Both Beckett and Jordan glare at him] …Or maybe not.
Jordan: So how long have you two been sleeping together?
Beckett: Um, we’re, we’re not sleeping together. We, he just observes me.
Jordan: Yeah, I’ve seen the way he observes you.
Castle: No, she’s right. Aside from my second wife, this is most sexless relationship I’ve ever been in.
Jordan: I’ve been profiling people for a long time. I’m hardly ever wrong.
Beckett: Well, this time you are. Wrong.
Jordan: So if you’re not sleeping together, why do you keep him around?
Castle: You know I can hear you.
Beckett: He’s actually proven to be surprisingly helpful.
Jordan: Huh, I’ll take your word on that. [Sees Castle playing with a Taser ] Put. The Taser. Down.
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Castle: [After Tasering a running suspect] See, I’m helping.
Jordan: Yeah, I’ll buy you an ice cream later.
Jordan: Yeah, I’ll buy you an ice cream later.
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Castle: I’m here to protect you.
Beckett: What, with your vast arsenal of rapier wit?
Beckett: What, with your vast arsenal of rapier wit?
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Castle & Beckett: [Simultaneously] She’s a taxidermist!
Lanie: It’s so cute the way you two do that.
[Castle grins, Beckett rolls her eyes]
Lanie: It’s so cute the way you two do that.
[Castle grins, Beckett rolls her eyes]
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Castle: Nikki will burn. I can see the poetry in that. [Beckett looks at him] The terrible, homicidal poetry.
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Castle: It’s a fact of life. People leave us. Unless you chain them to a radiator, which for some reason is illegal.
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Beckett: If you keep quoting Jordan, I’m gonna turn the radio way up. [Walks off]
Castle: [To Ryan and Esposito] Jealous.
Castle: [To Ryan and Esposito] Jealous.
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Martha: Oh, Richard, darling, you’re just in time. I made dinner. [Holds up a takeout container]
Castle: Mother, what are you doing here?
Martha: Oh, we’re eating. You know, something families do a couple of times a day.
Castle: Mother, what are you doing here?
Martha: Oh, we’re eating. You know, something families do a couple of times a day.
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Beckett: Agent Shaw
Agent Shaw: Just writing you a note. Dunn is being transported to The Tombs, where he'll enjoy his stay in the Intensive Management Unit with the state's most dangerous criminals.
Becket: Well, he's getting his 15 minutes. It's what he wanted this whole time.
Agent Shaw: Yeah, but it'll be on our terms.
Beckett: I want you to know that I learned a lot from you on this one.
Agent Shaw: You did most of the heaving lifting. Honestly, the thing that impressed me most is that you came in with Castle.
Beckett: You know, some people would call that foolish.
Agent Shaw: You made a tough decision on your feet, used the resources at hand. I'd say that's heroic and somewhat poetic. In the end, Dunn did actually face Nikki Heat. She is, after all, part you, part Castle. He cares about you, Kate. You may not see it, you may not be ready to, but he does.
Beckett: Yeah, well, the situation with Castle is complicated.
Agent Shaw: Ah.
Agent Shaw: Just writing you a note. Dunn is being transported to The Tombs, where he'll enjoy his stay in the Intensive Management Unit with the state's most dangerous criminals.
Becket: Well, he's getting his 15 minutes. It's what he wanted this whole time.
Agent Shaw: Yeah, but it'll be on our terms.
Beckett: I want you to know that I learned a lot from you on this one.
Agent Shaw: You did most of the heaving lifting. Honestly, the thing that impressed me most is that you came in with Castle.
Beckett: You know, some people would call that foolish.
Agent Shaw: You made a tough decision on your feet, used the resources at hand. I'd say that's heroic and somewhat poetic. In the end, Dunn did actually face Nikki Heat. She is, after all, part you, part Castle. He cares about you, Kate. You may not see it, you may not be ready to, but he does.
Beckett: Yeah, well, the situation with Castle is complicated.
Agent Shaw: Ah.
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Ryan: Got an apartment up on four, and guess who’s got the keys. [Jiggles them]
Beckett: [Snatches the keys] I do.
Beckett: [Snatches the keys] I do.
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Castle: You know, we might wanna swing down by the museum, see if any of his colleagues can shed some light on who might wanna drop a gargoyle on Medina’s head.
Beckett: Either you are being a good cop or you just wanna go to the museum.
Castle: They have dinosaurs there!
Beckett: [Chuckles] Let’s go.
Beckett: Either you are being a good cop or you just wanna go to the museum.
Castle: They have dinosaurs there!
Beckett: [Chuckles] Let’s go.
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Castle: Do you believe that people get what they deserve?
Beckett: Well, if they do then I must have done something pretty terrible to be punished with you.
Castle: Funny.
Beckett: Well, if they do then I must have done something pretty terrible to be punished with you.
Castle: Funny.
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Ryan: Still no luck with the curse, huh?
Esposito: Look on the bright side, Castle, you die, your book sales skyrocket.
Castle: Great.
Esposito: Look on the bright side, Castle, you die, your book sales skyrocket.
Castle: Great.
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Castle: [Cuts himself while trying to cut a tomato] What’s the difference between curse and clumsy?
Alexis: I’ll get a bandaid.
Castle: Get two.
Alexis: I’ll get a bandaid.
Castle: Get two.
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Beckett: [Watching Castle on tv] Wow! Camera does really add ten pounds... to his ego!
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Castle: [About the body] That is so cool. Do you mind if I take pictures?
Lanie: Knock yourself out, but if any of them end up on the internet, I will hunt you down and hurt you.
Lanie: Knock yourself out, but if any of them end up on the internet, I will hunt you down and hurt you.
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Castle: What’s a good time?
Beckett: Well, if you don’t know by now, it’s probably too late to show you.
Beckett: Well, if you don’t know by now, it’s probably too late to show you.
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Castle: Then we can take over the world! [Laughs evilly]
Alexis: Not helpful.
Castle: But evil!
Alexis: Not helpful.
Castle: But evil!
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