Carry on Doctor Quotes
Biddle: Nurse I dreamt about you last night.
Nurse Clarke: Did you?
Biddle: No, you wouldn't let me.
Nurse Clarke: Did you?
Biddle: No, you wouldn't let me.
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Ellen Moore: I feel wonderful Mr Carver, I had no idea having one's appendix out could be so exhilarating. I feel ten years younger.
Frederick Carver: Splendid! Splendid!
Ellen Moore: Be honest now. Do I really look like a woman of forty?
Frederick Carver: You really feel as young as that?
Ellen Moore: No, that's what I am!
Frederick Carver: Splendid! Splendid!
Ellen Moore: Be honest now. Do I really look like a woman of forty?
Frederick Carver: You really feel as young as that?
Ellen Moore: No, that's what I am!
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Matron: No, I have no urge to marry you.
Gladstone Screwer: Oh, no, don't worry about that - the urge comes later!
Gladstone Screwer: Oh, no, don't worry about that - the urge comes later!
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Miss Fosdick: Excuse me, sir!
Frederick Carver: Miss Fosdick, don't keep plucking at me I'm not a chicken.
Miss Fosdick: I'm sorry sir but you have an appointment at the Berkley Nursing home at eleven.
Frederick Carver: It can wait.
Miss Fosdick: It's to see Mrs Moore sir.
Frederick Carver: and she... Oh that's different, rather wealthy private patient of mine, I took her appendix out the other day.
Dr. Ernest Stoppidge: Well I hope you both had a nice time.
Frederick Carver: I'll make the jokes thank you, Stoppidge.
Frederick Carver: Miss Fosdick, don't keep plucking at me I'm not a chicken.
Miss Fosdick: I'm sorry sir but you have an appointment at the Berkley Nursing home at eleven.
Frederick Carver: It can wait.
Miss Fosdick: It's to see Mrs Moore sir.
Frederick Carver: and she... Oh that's different, rather wealthy private patient of mine, I took her appendix out the other day.
Dr. Ernest Stoppidge: Well I hope you both had a nice time.
Frederick Carver: I'll make the jokes thank you, Stoppidge.
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[Mr. Bigger has just been knocked off the gurney he was lying on by the eternally clumsy Dr. Kilmore. Bigger lies hurt on the floor]
Nurse Parkin: Mr Bigger, whatever are you doing down there?
Francis Bigger: Waiting for a number 13 Bus!
Nurse Parkin: Mr Bigger, whatever are you doing down there?
Francis Bigger: Waiting for a number 13 Bus!
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