The Baron Quotes

Baron Munchausen: What's this?
Vulcan: Oh, this is our prototype. RX, uh, Intercontinental, radar-sneaky, multi-warheaded nuclear missile.
Baron Munchausen: Ah! What does it do?
Vulcan: Do? Kills the enemy.
Baron Munchausen: All the enemy?
Vulcan: Aye, all of them. All their wives, and all their children, and all their sheep, and all their cattle, and all their cats and dogs. All of them. All of them gone for good.
Sally: That's horrible.
Vulcan: Ahh. Well, you see, the advantage is you don't have to see one single one of them die. You just sit comfortably thousands of miles away from the battlefield and simply press the button.
Berthold: Well, where's the fun in that?

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John Griff: There's only one thing about this case I can't understand.
James Addison 'The Baron' Reavis, aka Brother Anthony: What's that?
John Griff: After devoting so many years to this scheme, what made you confess?
John Griff: I fell in love with my wife.

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John Mannering 'The Baron': "The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse." They're magnificent... magnificent symbols of disaster.
Olmira: Not all, John. The white rider - some believe that it is supposed to represent Christ.
John Mannering 'The Baron': Red horse, red rider is war; black horse, black rider is famine; pale horse, pale rider is death.

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John Mannering 'The Baron': I'd like to meet some of these characters.
Cordelia Winfield: The embassy is giving a cocktail party tomorrow at 8. They're all invited.
John Mannering 'The Baron': But are we?
Cordelia Winfield: We can be.
John Mannering 'The Baron': Then we accept.

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Ofeg Cossackian: You forget what is was like in the old days - how I brought you up from the gutter.
Mira Cossackian: From the gutter to this is not up.

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[while rummaging through his files of Pameranian government employees, the embassy official pulls out a photograph of a beautiful woman in a bikini]
John Mannering 'The Baron': Life, liberty and the happiness of pursuit?
Embassy Official: Quite so.

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