Carry on Abroad Quotes

Bert Conway: Where's all the crumpet?
Eustace Tuttle: I don't think they give us any tea!

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Cora Flange: Coach? I though we were going by air?
Vic Flange: We have to go in the coach to get to the airport!
Cora Flange: But you didn't say anything about coaches; I don't like going in them either.
Vic Flange: Oh, gawd blimey. You're determined to have a good time aren't you?

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Evelyn Blunt: I, for one, think it was absolutely outrageous, asking us to share a room just because we're married.
Stanley Blunt: I don't know, dear, I thought it was quite reasonable under the circumstances.

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Postcard Seller: Excuse me, mister - you like postcards? Very interesting!
Stuart Farquhar: Oh yes - Miss Plunkett, didn't you want a postcard to send to your mother? [Stuart Farquhar looks at the postcards]
Stuart Farquhar: OOOOOOHHH.
Moira Plunkett: Any good?
Stuart Farquhar: No, I'm afraid they're quite unsuitable.
Moira Plunkett: Oh, are they naughty ones? Do let me see.
Stuart Farquhar: Certainly not.

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Stuart Farquhar: Please, Miss Plunkett, you're squashing my itinerary.
Moira Plunkett: Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I keep on forgetting what a big girl I am now.
Stuart Farquhar: Quite, shall we get them out now?
Moira Plunkett: Why, Mr Farquhar!
Stuart Farquhar: The people for the coach, I mean.
Moira Plunkett: Oh, those. Yes, of course.

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[on arrival at the Palace Hotel in Elsbels]
Pepe: It's very lovings, no?
Stuart Farquhar: I beg your pardon, oh you mean lovely, oh yes very nice.
Pepe: It's all brand news, tables not sat in, chairs not sat in, lavatory not sat...
Stuart Farquhar: Yes, we needn't go into all that.

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