Fritz the Cat Quotes
Duke: You think being a crow is a big mother****ing ball? All you cats the same, man! You don't know where it is, and you don't have somebody to tell you where it is. You have to be where it is to find out what's happening!
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Fritz' Old Lady: Remember when I told you that you should be a contestant on "Let's Make A Deal"? Well, dress up like a frog, and wear a yarmulke, 'cause I think the host likes Jewish people!
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Fritz' Old Lady: [referring to their son] and what have you done for Ralphie? Other than teach him how to masturbate... and left handed, no less!
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