Captain America: Civil War Quotes
Captain America: Civil War
Political involvement in the Avengers' activities causes a rift between Captain America and Iron Man.
7.8/10
PG-13 | 2h 27min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi | 6 May 2016 (USA)
Iron Man: [after witnessing Scott transform into Giant-Man]Okay, anybody on our side hiding any shocking and fantastic abilities they'd like to disclose? I'm open to suggestions.
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Ant-Man: [internally damaging the Iron Man suit]Oh, you're going to have to take this to the shop.
Iron Man: Who's speaking?
Ant-Man: It's your conscience. We don't talk a lot these days.
Iron Man: Who's speaking?
Ant-Man: It's your conscience. We don't talk a lot these days.
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Falcon: [after being trapped by Spider-Man]I don't know if you've been in a fight before, but there's usually not this much talking.
Spider-Man: All right, sorry. My bad.
Spider-Man: All right, sorry. My bad.
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Tony Stark: Got a passport?
Peter Parker: [chuckling]Um, no. I don't... I don't even have a driver's license.
Tony Stark: You ever been to Germany?
Peter Parker: No.
Tony Stark: Oh, you'll love it.
Peter Parker: I can't go to Germany!
Tony Stark: Why?
Peter Parker: I got... homework.
Tony Stark: Alright, I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.
Peter Parker: [chuckling]Um, no. I don't... I don't even have a driver's license.
Tony Stark: You ever been to Germany?
Peter Parker: No.
Tony Stark: Oh, you'll love it.
Peter Parker: I can't go to Germany!
Tony Stark: Why?
Peter Parker: I got... homework.
Tony Stark: Alright, I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.
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Bucky Barnes: [in the back seat of a VW Beetle]Can you move your seat up?
Sam Wilson: No.
Sam Wilson: No.
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Scott Lang: Hank Pym did say to never trust a Stark!
Tony Stark: Who are you?
Scott Lang: Come on, man.
Tony Stark: Who are you?
Scott Lang: Come on, man.
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Spider-Man: Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?
War Machine: Jesus, Tony, how old is this guy?
Iron Man: I don't know, I didn't carbon date him. He's on the young side.
War Machine: Jesus, Tony, how old is this guy?
Iron Man: I don't know, I didn't carbon date him. He's on the young side.
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Tony Stark: So, you're the Spiderling. Crime-fighting Spider. You're Spider-Boy?
Peter Parker: S-Spider-Man.
Tony Stark: Not in that onesie, you're not.
Peter Parker: It's not a onesie.
Peter Parker: S-Spider-Man.
Tony Stark: Not in that onesie, you're not.
Peter Parker: It's not a onesie.
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Spider-Man: [referring to Captain America's shield]That thing doesn't obey the laws of physics at all!
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Spider-Man: [to Bucky]You have a metal arm? That is AWESOME, dude!
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Ant-Man: I got something kinda big, but I can't hold it very long. On my signal, run like hell, and if I tear myself in half, don't come back for me.
Winter Soldier: [concerned]He's gonna tear himself in half?
Winter Soldier: [concerned]He's gonna tear himself in half?
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Tony Stark: All right, I've run out of patience. Underoos! [webbing comes down, grabs Cap's shield and cuffs his hands. Spider-Man lands on a nearby truck holding Cap's shield]
Tony Stark: Nice job, kid!
Spider-Man: Thanks! Well, I could have stuck the landing a little better. It's just, new suit... wait, it's nothing, Mr. Stark. It's... it's perfect, thank you.
Tony Stark: Yeah, we don't really need to start a conversation.
Spider-Man: Okay. [salutes]
Spider-Man: Cap... Captain? Big fan. Spider-Man.
Tony Stark: Yeah, we'll talk about it later. Just...
Spider-Man: [waves]Hey, everyone.
Tony Stark: Good job.
Tony Stark: Nice job, kid!
Spider-Man: Thanks! Well, I could have stuck the landing a little better. It's just, new suit... wait, it's nothing, Mr. Stark. It's... it's perfect, thank you.
Tony Stark: Yeah, we don't really need to start a conversation.
Spider-Man: Okay. [salutes]
Spider-Man: Cap... Captain? Big fan. Spider-Man.
Tony Stark: Yeah, we'll talk about it later. Just...
Spider-Man: [waves]Hey, everyone.
Tony Stark: Good job.
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Tony Stark: [Tony is wounded, Steve and Bucky are leaving]That shield doesn't belong to you. You don't deserve it! My father made that shield! [Steve drops shield]
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Iron Man: Clearly retirement doesn't suit you. Get tired of playing golf?
Hawkeye: Well, I played 18, I shot 18. Just can't seem to miss. [fires arrow at Iron Man and misses]
Iron Man: First time for everything.
Hawkeye: Made you look.
Hawkeye: Well, I played 18, I shot 18. Just can't seem to miss. [fires arrow at Iron Man and misses]
Iron Man: First time for everything.
Hawkeye: Made you look.
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Scott Lang: Ca... Captain America... [shakes Steve's hand vigorously]
Steve Rogers: Mr. Lang.
Scott Lang: It's an honor. I'm shaking your hand too long. Wow, this is awesome! [turns to Wanda]
Scott Lang: Captain America! I know you, too. You're great! [sighs, then grips Steve's muscles]
Scott Lang: Jeez... Uh, look, I wanna say, I know you know a lot of super-people so... thinks for thanking of me. [Steve grins]
Scott Lang: [to Sam]Hey, man!
Sam Wilson: What's up, Tic-Tac?
Scott Lang: Uh, good to see you. Look, what happened last time was...
Sam Wilson: It was a great audition, but it'll... [chuckles]
Sam Wilson: It'll never happen again.
Steve Rogers: Did he tell you what we're up against?
Scott Lang: Something about some... psycho assassins?
Steve Rogers: We're outside the law on this one, so if you come with us, you're a wanted man.
Scott Lang: Yeah, well, what else is new?
Steve Rogers: Mr. Lang.
Scott Lang: It's an honor. I'm shaking your hand too long. Wow, this is awesome! [turns to Wanda]
Scott Lang: Captain America! I know you, too. You're great! [sighs, then grips Steve's muscles]
Scott Lang: Jeez... Uh, look, I wanna say, I know you know a lot of super-people so... thinks for thanking of me. [Steve grins]
Scott Lang: [to Sam]Hey, man!
Sam Wilson: What's up, Tic-Tac?
Scott Lang: Uh, good to see you. Look, what happened last time was...
Sam Wilson: It was a great audition, but it'll... [chuckles]
Sam Wilson: It'll never happen again.
Steve Rogers: Did he tell you what we're up against?
Scott Lang: Something about some... psycho assassins?
Steve Rogers: We're outside the law on this one, so if you come with us, you're a wanted man.
Scott Lang: Yeah, well, what else is new?
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Hawkeye: I don't think we've been introduced. I'm Clint.
Black Panther: I don't care.
Black Panther: I don't care.
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Winter Soldier: [webbed down after the Falcon got rid of Spider-Man]You couldn't have done that earlier?
Falcon: [also webbed down]I hate you.
Falcon: [also webbed down]I hate you.
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Spider-Man: [when the two teams start running towards each other]They're not stopping!
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Sharon Carter: [hands Sam a voucher]The receipt for your gear.
Sam Wilson: Bird costume? Come on.
Sharon Carter: I didn't write it.
Sam Wilson: Bird costume? Come on.
Sharon Carter: I didn't write it.
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Captain America: You got heart, kid. Where are you from?
Spider-Man: [straining]Queens!
Captain America: [chuckles in mild disbelief]Brooklyn!
Spider-Man: [straining]Queens!
Captain America: [chuckles in mild disbelief]Brooklyn!
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Sharon Carter: Margaret Carter was known to most as the founder of S.H.I.E.L.D. But I just know her as Aunt Peggy. She had a photograph in her office: Aunt Peggy standing next to JFK. As a kid that was pretty cool. But it was a lot to live up to, which is why I never told anyone we were related. I asked her once how she managed to master diplomacy and espionage at a time when no one wanted to see a woman succeed at either. And she said, Compromise where you can. Where you can't, don't. Even if everyone is telling you that something wrong is something right. Even if the whole world is telling you to move, it is your duty to plant yourself like a tree, look them in the eye, and say, 'No, *you* move'.
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Black Widow: Are we still friends?
Hawkeye: That depends on how hard you hit me.
Hawkeye: That depends on how hard you hit me.
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Hawkeye: I retire for what, like, five minutes, and it all goes to shit.
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Sam Wilson: So you like cats?
Steve Rogers: Sam...
Sam Wilson: What? Dude shows up dressed like a cat and you don't wanna know more?
Steve Rogers: Your suit. It's vibranium?
T'Challa: The Black Panther has been the protector of Wakanda for generations. A mantle passed from warrior to warrior. And now because your friend murdered my father, I also wear the mantle of king. So I ask you, as both warrior and king, how long do you think you can keep your friend safe from me?
Steve Rogers: Sam...
Sam Wilson: What? Dude shows up dressed like a cat and you don't wanna know more?
Steve Rogers: Your suit. It's vibranium?
T'Challa: The Black Panther has been the protector of Wakanda for generations. A mantle passed from warrior to warrior. And now because your friend murdered my father, I also wear the mantle of king. So I ask you, as both warrior and king, how long do you think you can keep your friend safe from me?
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Ant-Man: [after witnessing a miniaturized fuel truck return to normal size and explode]Shit! I thought it was a water truck. My bad!
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[while talking to Steve Rogers, Tony Stark notices Bucky Barnes still pointing his rifle at him] Tony Stark: Manchurian Candidate, you're killing me. We're on a truce. Put the gun down.
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Iron Man: [restraining Bucky, whispering in his ear]Do you even remember them?
Winter Soldier: I remember all of them.
Winter Soldier: I remember all of them.
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