Brothers and Sisters Quotes
Kitty: (Trying to set Kevin up with Jason McCallister) He's completely your type.
Kevin: What, attractive and emotionally unavailable?
Kitty: No, that would be you.
Kevin: What, attractive and emotionally unavailable?
Kitty: No, that would be you.
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Nora: This is not a class. You're asking me out. Is this because I wouldn't go out on a date with you? If it is mister, let me tell you this is sexual harassment and I don't plan to take that lying down.
Mark August: The jokes that are running through my head right now.
Nora: Well keep them there.
Mark August: The jokes that are running through my head right now.
Nora: Well keep them there.
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Paige: Uncle Kevin, can I ask you a question?
Kevin: How come I got all the good looks in the family?
Kevin: How come I got all the good looks in the family?
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Paige: Connect four (while playing the game Connect Four).
Kevin: What? Where?
Paige: One two three four, I win.
Kevin: What, whoa, what? Wait…were you distracting me? That was a set-up?
Paige: Yeah.
Kevin: Wow, great strategy. Wait till you’re old enough for game night.
Kevin: What? Where?
Paige: One two three four, I win.
Kevin: What, whoa, what? Wait…were you distracting me? That was a set-up?
Paige: Yeah.
Kevin: Wow, great strategy. Wait till you’re old enough for game night.
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Sarah: What does a girl have to do to get a drink around here?
Tommy: Uh, follow Kevin around
Tommy: Uh, follow Kevin around
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Kitty: Oh it's not. It's not top, secret. But it, yes it's a. It is, it's a very sensitive national security thing. I'm sorry that's all I can say about it.
Kevin: I'm sorry "thing"?
Sarah: That's why McCallister gave you a bag of lingerie to take with you. Oh yeah, I can see the faith of the free world hangs in the balance.
Justin: Apparently that's not the only thing that's hanging.
Kitty: Oh that's funny Justin. When did you get to be so funny.
Kevin: I'm sorry "thing"?
Sarah: That's why McCallister gave you a bag of lingerie to take with you. Oh yeah, I can see the faith of the free world hangs in the balance.
Justin: Apparently that's not the only thing that's hanging.
Kitty: Oh that's funny Justin. When did you get to be so funny.
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Kitty: Are you in pain?
Justin: No, no. They gave me a nerve block, so I don't feel anything from the waist down.
Kevin: Great. At least the female population of Pasadena will be safe for a while.
Justin: No, no. They gave me a nerve block, so I don't feel anything from the waist down.
Kevin: Great. At least the female population of Pasadena will be safe for a while.
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Rebecca: Oh my god, you’re such a gossip. This is killing you isn’t it? All right, lay it on me.
Justin: I heard Mom on the phone and she definitely used the word pregnant, and Kitty’s the only one of us having sex right now.
Justin: I heard Mom on the phone and she definitely used the word pregnant, and Kitty’s the only one of us having sex right now.
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Justin: What are you now, like 35 years old? Have you ever had a relationship that’s lasted longer than three weeks? You walk around in your suit and tie pretending that you’re a man, but really you’re just a scared little boy.
Kevin: Actually, I have a boyfriend, and I have for quite awhile now…….
Justin: …big freaking whoop ..and what is she doing here?
Holly: I’m here for my daughter.
Justin: In case you haven’t noticed, she’s been living here all summer. Wishing she was a Walker. You too are exactly alike. You’ll do anything. No I’m sorry — screw anyone to be a part of this family!
Kevin: Actually, I have a boyfriend, and I have for quite awhile now…….
Justin: …big freaking whoop ..and what is she doing here?
Holly: I’m here for my daughter.
Justin: In case you haven’t noticed, she’s been living here all summer. Wishing she was a Walker. You too are exactly alike. You’ll do anything. No I’m sorry — screw anyone to be a part of this family!
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Kevin: Well, if you rule out all the democrat you're basically left with Ted Nugent, Lynyrd Skynyrd and ZZ Top!
Sarah: Well, I'm a democrat and I lost my virginity to "She's Got Legs"!
Justin: Eww wow! Crossing the line Sarah!
Tommy: Mine was the "Dirty Dancing" theme!
Kevin: Wow! Be gayer!!
Sarah: I bet Kitty's was "Talk radio"! Hey, Justin?
Justin: Don't look at me! I'm not having this conversation in front of mom!
Nora: Oh, please! Pink Floyd's "The Wall", Gabby Clyner, 10th grade!
Justin: You know that?
Kevin: I have two first sex soundtracks, girl and guy.
Kitty: Okay now stop, stop you guys, please you're ruining all music for me.
Robert: Sorry I'm late
Justin: It's alright buddy
Nora: Robert, what song did you lose your virginity to?
Kevin: Mom!
Kitty: Well we're just trying to figure out our wedding song.
Robert: Interesting methodology, uhhm, Endless love!
Everybody: Aaaah!
Robert: Yeah ok. Does anyone know that Kitty has us scheduled for for dance lessons?
Tommy: Awwww Kitty!
Kitty: Come on Tommy, I'm not that bad.
Nora: I got it Pretty Woman!
Kitty: Come on mom! At a republican candidates wedding.
Nora: No that was the song I lost my virginity to.
Tommy: Mom we don't need to picture you and dad....
Nora: Who said anything about dad.
All: What?
Kitty: I thought dad was your first?
Nora: Nope.
Sarah: I thought dad swept you off your feet when you were barely 18.
Kevin: Mom you slut!
Nora: It was this guy I'd known in college, Stan Harris and it was in the back of his dad's car.
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Sarah: Well, I'm a democrat and I lost my virginity to "She's Got Legs"!
Justin: Eww wow! Crossing the line Sarah!
Tommy: Mine was the "Dirty Dancing" theme!
Kevin: Wow! Be gayer!!
Sarah: I bet Kitty's was "Talk radio"! Hey, Justin?
Justin: Don't look at me! I'm not having this conversation in front of mom!
Nora: Oh, please! Pink Floyd's "The Wall", Gabby Clyner, 10th grade!
Justin: You know that?
Kevin: I have two first sex soundtracks, girl and guy.
Kitty: Okay now stop, stop you guys, please you're ruining all music for me.
Robert: Sorry I'm late
Justin: It's alright buddy
Nora: Robert, what song did you lose your virginity to?
Kevin: Mom!
Kitty: Well we're just trying to figure out our wedding song.
Robert: Interesting methodology, uhhm, Endless love!
Everybody: Aaaah!
Robert: Yeah ok. Does anyone know that Kitty has us scheduled for for dance lessons?
Tommy: Awwww Kitty!
Kitty: Come on Tommy, I'm not that bad.
Nora: I got it Pretty Woman!
Kitty: Come on mom! At a republican candidates wedding.
Nora: No that was the song I lost my virginity to.
Tommy: Mom we don't need to picture you and dad....
Nora: Who said anything about dad.
All: What?
Kitty: I thought dad was your first?
Nora: Nope.
Sarah: I thought dad swept you off your feet when you were barely 18.
Kevin: Mom you slut!
Nora: It was this guy I'd known in college, Stan Harris and it was in the back of his dad's car.
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Kevin: I can't believe I'm being forced to go to a dinner party just so Mom can impress a Republican she has the hots for.
Scotty: You keep saying he's a Republican. I'm far more impressed she might be dating a black man
Scotty: You keep saying he's a Republican. I'm far more impressed she might be dating a black man
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Justin: Uh, not that I don't love thumbing through gay porn… I'm sorry, male clothing catalogs… But what am I doing here, bro?
Kevin: Be nice or I'll put you on the mailing list
Kevin: Be nice or I'll put you on the mailing list
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