Black Adder the Third Quotes

Blackadder: When will the killing end?
Wellington: You don't think I too dream of peace? You don't think I too yearn to end this damned dirty job we call soldiering?
Blackadder: Frankly, No.

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Blackadder: I have come up with a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel.

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Blackadder: They do say, Mrs M, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are of course wrong, as you'll soon discover when I stick this toasting fork through your head.

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Blackadder: [rewriting the dictionary] Baldrick, what have you done?
Baldrick: I've done "C" and "D."
Blackadder: Right. Let's have it, then.
Baldrick: Right. "Big blue wobbly thing that mermaids live in."
Blackadder: What's that?
Baldrick: "C."
Blackadder: Yes. Tiny misunderstanding. Still, my hopes weren't high. Oh, and "D?"
Baldrick: I'm quite pleased with "dog."
Blackadder: Yes, and your definition of "dog" is?
Baldrick: "Not a cat."

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Blackadder: Farewell, dear master, and - dare I say it - friend.
Prince George: Farewell, brave liberator, and - dare I say it - butler.

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Prince George: I spent a night of ecstasy with a pair of Wellingtons and I loved it.

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