St. Elsewhere Quotes

Dr. Mark Craig: Premature is a relative term, Donald.

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Everybody: You're a pig, Ehrlich.

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[one of the elevators is stuck between floors]
Dr. Mark Craig: What a rathole this is.

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[repeated line]
Dr. Mark Craig: [to Ehrlich] You moron!

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[repeated line]
Dr. Donald Westphall: Oh, boy.

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Dr. Wayne Fiscus: I have a hunch.
Dr. Mark Craig: So did Quasimodo.

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Dr. Mark Craig: "Premature is a relative term, Donald."

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Dr. Mark Craig: [looking at an x-ray] There's a liver not long for this world.
Dr. Daniel Auschlander: It's mine.

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Dr. Mark Craig: Do me a favor, say "moose and squirrel".
Natasha: [in her thick Russian accent] Moose and squirrel.
Dr. Mark Craig: That's what I thought.

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Dr. Mark Craig: I'm sick and tired of sacrificing residents, so you can feel like Mother Teresa.

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Everybody: You're a pig, Ehrlich.

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