Bernard and the Genie Quotes

Charles Pinkworth: Suddenly my gold fountainpen has gone missing. I am therefore yours in crayon.

TV Show: Bernard and the Genie
Genie: One day I was in the Temple when they tried to turn it into a supermarket; Jesus went in there and kicked ass!
Bernard Bottle: Like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Genie: Yes, but with smaller pectorals.

TV Show: Bernard and the Genie