G.B.H. (mini) Quotes

Drunken Mountain Man: Fine looking squaw, ain't she? She got a good looking daughter too. I wouldn't mind making her acquaintance. Might even take me a bath. I never known an Injun gal do wash like her. Her husband must have clean britches everyday. Twice on Sunday. You don't need britches.
Thunder Heart Woman: Move on.
Drunken Mountain Man: Bet you ain't wearing none under that skirt. We're just gonna have to find out. [Jacob reaches out and grabs ThunderHeart Woman's wrist]
Drunken Mountain Man: Easy there, partner. Mind that scattergun, friend. She knows how to use it.
Jacob Jr.: Just get along and leave us along, mister!
Drunken Mountain Man: Look at that Indian half-breed! [grabs Jacob Jr]
Jacob Jr.: Let go of me!
Jacob Wheeler: [Knocks the men hassling them to the ground and takes his pistol] Hand over your pistols and clear on out!
Drunken Mountain Man: Got no call to take our pistols.
Jacob Wheeler: Lucky I ain't in the killing spirit.
Drunken Mountain Man: Who might you be, friend?
Jacob Wheeler: The man that's gonna wing you just so I can carve your scalps and show 'em to you before I kill you. [removes the other pistol]
Jacob Wheeler: Jacob Jr., take this son. Get on up!
Drunken Mountain Man: All right!
Jacob Wheeler: Next time to you talk to a man's wife, you'll show her some respect. Come on, get out of here! [shoves them out of the cafeteria and fires the pistol]
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Nell Gwynn: I belong to the king. Not just because he bought me, but because I choose it. And as long as he wants me, I'll be his, and his alone. And you know what? I do love him. He's kind and decent, and he'll look after me. How's that for a transaction?
George Villiers, Duke of Buckingham: I've seen many a lady turn into a whore, but I've never seen a whore make such a fine lady.

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Wolf: Forgive us, noble woodsman, but have you seen a gorgeous girl with very long hair?
Woodsman: I haven't seen anything, I'm blind.
Tony: A blind woodsman?
Woodsman: Have you ever seen a tree move?

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Zoya Zarubina: I was summoned to Tehran to help prepare for the conference. And when I arrived, there was nobody there. Sure enough, I spoke to Admiral Leahy, and he said, Are you coming? and I said, No, we're not coming. We're going to an American mission. And when I said that to Molotov, I thought he'd just... uh... fry me ALIVE. And he'd say, What the... , and he'd get all the four-letter words I'd never heard in my life that were spilled over me, and he'd say, Who the hell are you here anyway? How'd you get in here? What do you know? What am I going to say to Stalin?

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