Slacker Quotes

Angela: Ethan, what is this, is this a hair doll?
Ethan: I didn't make that! It fell out of your hair that way!

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Ethan: They call me Cool Ethan. I live in Heineraker Hall.
Dave: Alright - cool.

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Ethan: What would me say?

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Has Conquered Fear of Rejection: Do you have a car?
S-T-E-V-E with a Van: Do you have a car, I have *a van*, lets go!

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Traumatized Yacht Owner: You should never traumatize a woman sexually. I should know, I'm a medical doctor. You should never, traumatize, you should never...

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