Band of Brothers Quotes

Winters: Flash!
Hall: Shit!
Winters: I don't think that's the correct reply, trooper. I say "flash", you say "thunder".
Hall: Yes, sir. Thunder, sir.

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Winters: We're not lost, Private. We're in Normandy.

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Guarnere: Let the Krauts cook their own goddamn food. How are we doing, Malarkey?
Malarkey: We're doing good.
Buck: Yeah? What the hell do you know about cooking; you're Irish.
Malarkey: Sir, if you have a reservation someplace else, I'd be happy to go with you. [Winters shows up]
Winters: Jeez! Did something just die in here?

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Guarere: [Toye offers Winters a bottle of wine] Joe, the Lieutenant don't drink.
Winters: [Pauses, then takes the bottle] It's been a day of firsts. [Takes a drink from the bottle]

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Winters: Oh, Sergeant?
Guarnere: Sir?
Winters: I'm not a Quaker.

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Guarnere to Malarky: You forget your friggin Luger? You want me to go get it for ya, you stupid mick!!

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Hall: What's that guy's problem?
Malarky: Gonorrhea?
Hall: Really?
Malarky: His name, dummy! Guarnere, gonorrhea, get it?
Hall: So besides having a shitty name, what's his problem?
Guarnere: None of your fucking business, cowboy!

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Buck: Where you hit, Pop?
Popeye Wynn: I can't believe, I fucked up. My ass, sir.
Buck: Your ass? [Lt. Compton checks his wound] Holy shit.

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Wynn: What do you think, Lip? Is this [bullet in his butt] enough to send me home?
Lipton: Maybe.
Wynn: Shit, I just got here!

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Winters: All right, follow me. [They start going one way only to be met with gunfire] To hell with that!

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[Winters struggles with a can of food; Nixon has to open it for him]
Nixon: Don't ever get a cat.

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Winters: That night, I took time to thank God for seeing me through that day of days and prayed I would make it through D plus 1. And if, somehow, I managed to get home again, I promised God and myself that I would find a quiet piece of land someplace and spend the rest of my life in peace.

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Guarnere: Hiya, Cowboy!
Hall: Shut your fucking skinny trap, Gonorrhea.
Guarnere: He's all right, that kid!

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Guarnere: Fuckin' Jeep jockey!

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Malarky: [Searching on several dead Germans] Hey, I promised my baby brother I'd fetch him a Luger, so I get first dibs, okay? [Several enormous artillery shells pass overhead]
Lipton: It's the Navy. The landings have started.
Hall: [Looking at his watch] Right on time.
Guarnere: Yeah, well, tell him that, cowboy. [Points to a dead American]
Hall: My name's Hall.
Guarnere: Is that so?

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Guarnere: He just sat there!
Toye: Yeah? He didn't even have a weapon, what's he gonna do shout at em'?
Guarnere: Shouts at me for killing krauts!
Toye: He just wanted you to wait for his command.
Guarnere: Joe, he don't even drink.

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Luz: [impersonating General Taylor] Remember boys - flies spread disease, so keep yours closed!

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Muck: Ugh, this Kraut cheese it - it stinks!
Ramirez: Your bread's stale, too.
Muck: Hey, gimme that.

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Luz: [impersonating General Taylor] Gimme three da-ays and three ni-ights of hard fightin', and you will be relieved!

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Perconte: How far do you think we're going?
Luz: Jesus Christ, Frank, I don't know. Until they tell us to stop!

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Nixon: Harry, what exactly are you doing with your reserve chute? You've been hauling that thing around ever since we jumped?
Welsh: Gonna send it to Kitty when we get back to England. Silk. Figure it'll make a good wedding dress, you know, what with rationing and all.
Nixon: Geez, Harry, I never would have guessed.
Welsh: What, that I'm so sentimental?
Nixon: No, that you think we're going to make it back to England.

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Perconte: Got any souvenirs to trade?
Blithe: Huh?
Perconte: [holds up his collection of souvenir watches] They're all ticking, unlike their previous owners.

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Welsh: I want light and noise discipline from now on. That means no talking, no smoking, and no playing grab-fanny with the man in front of you, Luz.

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Hoobler: [To Welsh] Sir, we just lost F Company.
Welsh: Again? [Walks ahead. Perconte walks up next to Hoobler]
Hoobler: We just lost F Company.
Perconte: Again?

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Speirs: We're all scared. You hid in that ditch because you think there's still hope. But Blithe, the only hope you have is to accept the fact that you're already dead. And the sooner you accept that, the sooner you'll be able to function as a soldier is supposed to function. Without mercy. Without compassion. Without remorse. All war depends upon it.

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Nixon: Well, hello, 2nd Armored.

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Welsh: [as Sherman tanks appear to push back the Germans] Oh, you beautiful babies, you!

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Winters: Sink told me what a good job Easy did holding the line, said General Taylor was pleased.
Welsh: That's why I came to France: to please General Taylor.

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Smoky Gordon: [reciting The Night of the Bayonet] The night was filled with dark and cold, When Sergeant Talbert the story's told, Pulled out his poncho and headed out, To check the lines dressed like a Kraut.

Upon a trooper our hero came, Fast asleep; he called his name. "Smith, oh Smith, get up, it's time To take your turn out on the line."

Private Smith, so very weary, Cracked an eye, all red and bleary, Grabbed his rifle and did not tarry, Hearing Floyd, but seeing Gerry.

"It's me!" cried Tab. "Don't do it!" and yet, Smith charged toute de suite with a bayonet. He lunged, he thrust, both high and low, And skewered the boy from Kokomo.

And as they carried him away, Our punctured hero was heard to say, "When in this war you venture out, best never do it dressed as a Kraut!"



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Cobb: Where'd you get that?
Miller: It's the Presidential Distinguished Unit Citation. For, uh... for what the regiment did in Normandy.
Cobb: That's right. For what the regiment did. You weren't there.
Hoobler: Hey, hey, ease up on him, Cobb. It's a unit citation. [Miller removes his Citation ribbon and walks away. Bull picks it up, glaring at Cobb]
Bull: Shit, Cobb, you didn't fight in Normandy, neither.
Cobb: [to Garcia] I got hit in the plane before I got a chance to jump.

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