Bad Girls Quotes
Nikki Wade: So why are you seeing them?
Barbara Hunt: Well I'm assuming they've got something to tell me.
Nikki Wade: What, like piss off and die?
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Nikki Wade: What the screws ought to do and what they get away with, it's criminal.
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Nikki Wade: You can't leave me like this. This is shit.
Helen Stewart: Shit Happens.
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Karen Betts: That little incident, giving the hand-job under the table in the visitor's room, didn't help you much.
Julie, J: But...
Julie, J: That was nothing.
Karen Betts: It's out of my hands... No pun intended.
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Karen Betts: Well?
Nikki Wade: Is that an interjection? Or an inquiry after my health?
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Helen Stewart): Thomas is gorgeous and he's everything you would want in a man, but I want a woman.
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Helen Stewart: [shouting] Sit in that chair.
Nikki Wade: Don't you wish is was electric.
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Helen Stewart: My officers are trained professionals.
Nikki Wade: Well, if Fenner's anything to go by, you'd be better off training chimpanzees.
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Helen Stewart: Why did you attack Michelle Dockley?
Nikki Wade: I don't know. A touch of PMT.
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Dr. Malcolm Nicholson: [walking into a pawn brokers, looking for an engagement ring] Looking for something conventional, not too pricy. How about that top one there, how much is that?
Sales Assistant: A hundred and fifty, sir.
Dr. Malcolm Nicholson: Good God!
Sales Assistant: Well, it's nine-carrot gold and it's got the...
Dr. Malcolm Nicholson: [interrupting] Forget the pitch! Much too expensive.
Sales Assistant: [she shows Malcolm some cheaper rings] Well, we've got these.
Dr. Malcolm Nicholson: Ah, yes. That's more like it.
Sales Assistant: Only... they're cubic zircon, they're not real diamonds.
Dr. Malcolm Nicholson: Yeah, well it's the sparkle, isn't it? I can't tell the difference.
Sales Assistant: Er, do you know the size you'd like, sir?
Dr. Malcolm Nicholson: Well, how big's a pork sausage? I don't know! Fairly large!
Sales Assistant: That'll be twenty-nine pounds and ninety-nine pence.
Dr. Malcolm Nicholson: I trust you'll throw in a presentation box.
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Julie j: What are you going to call yourself Yvonne?
Yvonne Atkins: Oh, it's gotta be a name with discipline for me, girls. Call me Sylvia Hollamby, the stern screw that likes strictness and spanking. Disobedience will be severely dealt with.
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Julie Johnston: She didn't do it!
Julie Saunders: Ju!
Julie Johnston: I did it! I killed Fenner!
Pat Kerrigan: No, you didn't! Neither of you did - it was me. I killed Fenner!
Arun Parmar: No, she didn't - I did.
Sheena Williams: No, I killed Fenner.
Tina Purvis: No, it weren't - it was me. I killed Fenner.
Janine Nebeski: No, piss on this! I killed Fenner.
Darlene Cake: And me, I killed Fenner. [further inmates stand up announcing "I killed Fenner"]
Phyl Oswyn: It was bad enough before I went away, now it's a bloody mad house.
Bev Tull: Welcome to the asylum! [she stands up]
Bev Tull: Actually, I killed Fenner!
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Julie Johnston: You may be able to scam some of the newer girls, Fenner, but we know what colour your shit is.
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Maxine Purvis: What you looking at?
Yvonne Atkins: Not half as as many years as you.
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Frances Myers: If I find anything you're mine, for a very long time.
Phyl Oswyn: But my heart belongs to Daddy.
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Dominic McCallister: Nikki...
Nikki Wade: I'm fine. I'm bloody marvellous being locked up in here 24 hours a day.
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Dominic McCallister: Renee Williams? Sentenced to 18 months?
Renee Williams: Congratulations, you've won a car.
Dominic McCallister: Comedian, are we?
Renee Williams: This place fills me full of laughs.
Dominic McCallister: Any medical problems?
Renee Williams: Why don't you examine me to find out, darlin'?
Dominic McCallister: [annoyed] Any medical problems?
Renee Williams: No.
Dominic McCallister: Right let's see what we've got in here.
Renee Williams: You better make sure no one gets their frigging thieving fingers on that stuff.
Dominic McCallister: Don't worry. We keep all the thieves under lock and key. That's why you're here in case you forgot.
Renee Williams: Who's the comedian now?
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Janine Nebeski: I can make myself useful - pick pockets, whatever. I'm good at nickin'.
Natalie Buxton: So that's why you're banged up for it, yeah.
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Janine Nebeski: Listen, yeah. I didn't really understand what that eye doctor was goin' on about. Erm, well, I mean, I'm just askin', yeah, I will be able to see again, won't I?
Dr. Malcolm Nicholson: The ophthalmologist says your cornea's scratched, so keep taking Cloranfenicol to avoid any enophthalmitis and you might make some progress.
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Janine Nebeski: Sorry to bother you, sir...
Jim Fenner: It's Nebreastski, isn't it?
Janine Nebeski: Nebeski. Janine Nebeski.
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Michelle "Shell" Dockely: What you in here for then? Nicking gob-stoppers?
Sharon 'Shaz' Wylie: [to Shell] Triple murder [to Denny about playing pool]
Sharon 'Shaz' Wylie: You wanna break?
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Michelle 'Shell' Dockley: I've given up all your God bollocks, Crystal, cause it don't change nothing.
Crystal Gordon: It changes where you go when you die. You two-faced bitch.
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Shell Dockley: Oi Wade. Did you have a good time with the squat squad?
Nikki Wade: Yeah, fantastic... well I did with the good-looking one.
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Shell Dockley: Well I'm going back to my cell now; see if I can remember where I hid that nice, sharp razor blade.
Nikki Wade: Dockley, do us all a favour; when you find it, use it on yourself.
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Shell Dockley: You wanna be scared of me, Atkins?
Yvonne Atkins: I don't do scared.
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Colin Hedges: [handing Sylvia an envelope] Looks official.
Sylvia Hollamby: Dear God, what have I done now?
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