Bad Girls Quotes
Jim Fenner: What is it with you Stewart? Just gotta look at a murderer and you go moist.
Helen Stewart: You're out of line Jim.
Jim Fenner: Thanks to you, I had to walk back on this wing with a nuter who tried to stick me and now you're telling me that Nikki Wade, The cop killer, is innocent too. You make me sick.
Helen Stewart: Well that is a relief, if you'd approved I'd known I was doing something wrong. Get outta my face.
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Jim Fenner: You can't even look me in the eye.
Karen Betts: Why would I want to turn my stomach?
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Denny Blood: Do "Stand By Your Man"
Michelle "Shell" Dockely: How can she do that when she's dead, stupid?
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Denny Blood: Oi, posh bitch. Is "arseholes" all one word?
Monica Lindsey: No, it's hyphenated. As in "arse-licker"
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Sylvia Hollamby: Age?
Laura Canning: Eighteen.
Laura Canning: Religion?
Laura Canning: Christian.
Sylvia Hollamby: Hmm... Next of Kin?
Laura Canning: [shakes her head no]
Sylvia Hollamby: Dispatched them all, have you?
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Sylvia Hollamby: Do I look like I was born yesterday?
Yvonne Atkins: Not unless you age at the speed of light.
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Sylvia Hollamby: Do you think I was born yesterday?
Yvonne Atkins: If he does, he needs glasses.
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Sylvia Hollamby: If you think we're manning the barricades while you drool and dribble into that thing then...
Gina Rossi: Cut the crap, Sylvia. You never ring your old man to tell him to get your haemorrhoid cream? Poor sod.
Sylvia Hollamby: You leave my Bobby out of it.
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Sylvia Hollamby: I've been in this job too long...
Nikki Wade: 50 years, now is it?
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Helen Stewart: You had no right taking advantage of me.
Nikki Wade: Well put me down the block then. Go on... Rule 47, subsection 16, being disrespectful to the wing governor - by kissing her.
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Helen Stewart: You know one of the best things about walking away from a job? All of sudden you realise you've got nothing left to lose... I may be on my way out Jim but I am gonna drag you all the way down with me. Enjoy it while it lasts.
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Sylvia Hollamby: Joan McParlan? [no-one stands]
Sylvia Hollamby: ... Sister Thomas Moore? [Sister Thomas stands]
Sylvia Hollamby: If you think you have the right to call yourself that... been stealing from the poor little black babbies, haven't you? There really isn't anyone you can trust these days.
Sister Thomas More: If you consider stealing - to be making sure that money raised by generous Christians actually goes direct to the mission it was intended - then I'm guilty as charged. But I'd rather think, that helping the poor and starving of Africa is more important than lining in the pockets of greedy administrators in London.
Sylvia Hollamby: Don't give me that - embezzlement and theft! You can stand there looking all saintly with your rosary and that gettup... but your worse than a common thief! Using God to cover up your crimes!
Sister Thomas More: I see you've made your mind up about me and I'm sorry about that, but I'm quite prepared to spend six months of the given sentence if it is God's will. He knows righteousness, and he is the only judge I bow before.
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Sylvia Hollamby: You don't know what Bobby and I are going through right now. Shall I tell you how many people he's buried in the first half of this tax year? Five... and two of them were children
Jim Fenner: Shit, poor kids!
Sylvia Hollamby: Poor us, Jim! Half the coffin, half the profit! [about Shell Dockley]
Sylvia Hollamby: And now we wake up to this nightmare coming back to haunt us! Why couldn't you have chucked her in the canal and drowned her properly!
Jim Fenner: I'll tell you why, because she's pregnant!
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Sylvia Hollamby: You know, I'm not convinced he's a lawyer, he didn't look devious enough.
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Sylvia Hollamby: You! Tull!
Bev Tull: [turns to face Sylvia and gasps] Mrs. Hollamby, you look appalling!
Phyl Oswyn: You've swollen up like a balloon.
Sylvia Hollamby: No thanks to you. All that drink-your-own-urine nonsense. You've been having me on, admit it.
Bev Tull: I've told you all I know. I mean, I never believed it would work because I never believed in the stupid curse in the first place. But, if you want to drink your own wee four times a day...
Sylvia Hollamby: [interrupting] Four times a day?
Bev Tull: It's all to do with a regular dosage of uric acid.
Sylvia Hollamby: You never said four times. I can barely bare to choke it down once a day.
Bev Tull: Well, then don't. I mean, I'm only responsible for serving you tea and biscuits.
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Sylvia Hollamby: Zandra Plackett's got more junk in her than Steptoe's back yard.
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Arun Parmar: [throwing her clothes at Janine] Why don't you give her these as well? Take everything! And, if that's not enough, then come back and take my life because I would rather be dead than beaten up.
Arun Parmar: Look, all Natalie wants is for you to stop being a grass. So just learn your lesson.
Arun Parmar: [raises her top to reveal her badly bruised body] Look what you did to me, Janine.
Janine Nebeski: Look, I didn't want to, did I? I had to... otherwise it is me that's gonna end up friggin' dead.
Arun Parmar: I don't know how you can live with yourself.
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Yvonne Atkins: [about Denny's mum] What was you expecting to happen?
Denny Blood: Just that she'd love me
Yvonne Atkins: But the trouble is you can't buy people's love. They either give it to you, or they don't.
Denny Blood: Well, why is it always don't with me?
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Yvonne Atkins: I wouldn't trust that little psycho with my toe nail clippings. Would you, Babs?
Barbara Hunt: Probably not.
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Nikki Wade: All I think about in here is why I want to stick bottles in men in uniform.
Jim Fenner: Glad to see you've still got your sense of humour Wade.
Nikki Wade: About the only thing you can't get your hands on innit?
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Nikki Wade: Another day gone Monica. How many you've got left?
Monica Lindsey: Not many I hope. What about you?
Nikki Wade: Roughly...? 3655.
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Nikki Wade: I can't keep it at the right temperature.
Julie, J: Well, what we thought was, we could all take in turns to come out and hug it.
Nikki Wade: Pardon?
Julie, J: Body heat. You now? Thought we could take it in turns.
Nikki Wade: You can count me out. What about at night? Doesn't it have to be kept warm permanently?
Julie Saunders: Does it? Oh, shit.
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Nikki Wade: No, let me say it for her. What was she telling us is that none of us are safe in here, ain't she? Cause even if we're bleeding to death, we don't get believed. Well, I'm telling her from us, you lot can't run this prison unless we help you. And if we don't get respect from your screws, don't think we're gonna make you look good in front of you VIP visitors cause we're not. So you can shove your stupid fashion show up your arse.
Helen Stewart: Fine. CONSIDER IT CANCELLED! THIS WING WILL NOT BE TAKING PART. And *you* are on rule 43. Lock 'em up.
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