Adventure Time Quotes

Duchess of Nuts: Would you like to hear what MY NUTS HAVE TO SAY?!
Finn: That won't be...um...necessary...

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Jake: I'm an assassin! I will kill you...and raise your children as my own!

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Finn: Princess, I have something pretty sucky to confess.

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Finn: Nuts. I'm freakin' all about sugar.'

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Jake: Now that you're a big foot, you're 100% kick, man!

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Two-Headed Monster: Our crotch! Our evil crotch!

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Kim: Get his eyes! Cut him in the eyes!

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Finn: You stay here and take care of Donny, while I take care of a unknown possibly-deadly emergency.

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Jake: (as Finn is walking off) Dude, trade me jobs!

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Donny: Gotta get pants. Go get your pants. Button fly!

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