A Prairie Home Companion Quotes
Garrison Keillor: The penguin joke? Two penguins are standing on an ice floe. The first penguin says, you look like you're wearing a tuxedo. The second penguin says, what makes you think I'm not?
Movie: A Prairie Home Companion
Dusty: [singing] When God created woman / He gave her not two breasts but three. / When the middle one got in the way, / God performed surgery. / Woman stood before God / With the middle breast in hand / Said,"What do we do with the useless boob?" / And God created man.
Movie: A Prairie Home Companion
Guy Noir: The show had been on the air since Jesus was in the 3rd grade.
Movie: A Prairie Home Companion
Guy Noir: And her hair! It was what God had in mind when he said Let there be...â?
Al, Stage Manager: Hair, right?
Al, Stage Manager: Hair, right?
Movie: A Prairie Home Companion
Lefty: [singing] Bad jokes, Lord, I love 'em.
Dusty, Lefty: Bad jokes, can't get enough of em.
Dusty, Lefty: O-o-o-whee,
Dusty, Lefty: Bad jokes for me.
Dusty, Lefty: Bad jokes, can't get enough of em.
Dusty, Lefty: O-o-o-whee,
Dusty, Lefty: Bad jokes for me.
Movie: A Prairie Home Companion
Lola Johnson: This isn't really going to be your last show, is it?
Garrison Keillor: Every show is your last show. That's my philosophy.
Rhonda Johnson: Thank you, Plato.
Garrison Keillor: Every show is your last show. That's my philosophy.
Rhonda Johnson: Thank you, Plato.
Movie: A Prairie Home Companion