A Bit Of Fry And Laurie Quotes

Hugh Laurie: Alright, so, so I haven't got loads of cash hanging around. You know, but why complain? Other people are worse off. I've got a job. I've got two sweet, rosy…
Stephen Fry: Nibbles?
Hugh Laurie: Children. She goes on and on about my appearance. I mean, it's not as if she's an oil painting, you know. I mean, frankly she's…
Stephen Fry: [points] Plain and prawn-flavoured.
Hugh Laurie: She's not as young as she used to be herself

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Hugh Laurie: I don't know why I bother with women. I'd be better off being a…
Stephen Fry: Fruit?
Hugh Laurie: Monk, or a hermit, or something. At least if I was a…
Stephen Fry: Fag?
Hugh Laurie: At least if I was a monk, you know, I wouldn't have to put up with women. You know, women going on and on, who can talk the hind leg off a…
Stephen Fry: Camel?
Hugh Laurie: Donkey. Trouble is, I couldn't live without women. You know, in a monastery the best you can hope for is a bit of…
Stephen Fry: Chocolate HobNob?
Hugh Laurie: Peace and spirituality. Let's face it; we haven't slept together for years. You know, the best I can hope for is a bit of…
Stephen Fry: Savoury finger?
Hugh Laurie: A bit of a cuddle at Christmas. And, naturally, she won't let me give her so much as a…
Stephen Fry: [points offstage] Good juicy tongue in the back passage.
Hugh Laurie: Just a peck on the cheek.

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Hugh Laurie: The trouble with that woman is that she's just a…
Stephen Fry: Rather disgusting-looking tart that should've been disposed of ages ago?
Hugh Laurie: I tell you what it is: she's a complainer, that's what she is.

TV Show: A Bit Of Fry And Laurie
[Religianto]
We worship you, O God or Gods,
Whoever you may be.
We realise that you operate
Supernaturally.
We thank you for the birds and bees,
For creatures live or dead,
But if you actually don’t exist,
Then ignore what we’ve just said.
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TV Show: A Bit Of Fry And Laurie