5th World Quotes

Christopher Titus: And Peterson's lawyer was brilliant. Garagos? This guy lied every sentence he said. "Scott was not trying to escape into Mexico". Really, counselor? Then why'd he look like the Hispanic Eminem? [laughter]
Christopher Titus: "Well, he was in the pool too long". Who was he hanging out with, Aquaman? 'Cause I've been in the pool for ten weeks straight; my hair never went *clear*. [laughter]
Christopher Titus: He wasn't going to Mexico; they caught him ON THE BORDER, fifteen grand in this pocket, English/Spanish dictionary in this pocket, wearing a sarape and holding a leaf blower. [laughter]

Movie: 5th World
[to an audience member in the front row]
Christopher Titus: Lady, if you laugh and you don't make a noise, you're a shaker, and it's freaking me out.

Movie: 5th World