23 Blast Quotes

Coach Farris: [addressing the only boy of color coming out for pee-wee football]You Freddie? [Freddie nods]
Coach Farris: Freddie, I'm guessin' you never played football. [Freddie nods then shakes head]
Coach Farris: I wancha to take a look ach yer buddies down on the bench Now, do you see any difference between you and them? [Freddie looks down the line of boys, all caucasian and all, while sitting, half to a full head taller than himself. Freddie looks back at Coach Ferris and shakes head]
Coach Farris: Nothin'? [Freddie shakes head again]
Coach Farris: Not a thing? [Freddie shakes head again]
Coach Farris: [turning to the player next to Freddie]What's your name, son?
Young Ashley: Ashley.
Coach Farris: [aware now that Ashley's a girl]Ashley?
Coach Farris: [to Coach Burley]Ashley.
Coach Farris: [back to Ashley]Ashley, can... you tell Freddie what's wrong?
Young Ashley: [to Freddie]Your shoulder pads. They go UNDER your shirt.
Coach Farris: [to assistant coach]Gonna be a long season.

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Jasper A. Duncan: I loved that 1982 team. Championship game was incredible. I was on the sideline. Now why can't we do that again?
Coach Powers: Do what?
Jasper A. Duncan: Well, win a championship. You won one. Why not two?
Coach Powers: I won two... but who's countin'?

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Jerry Baker: Man, he's been after me since fifth grade. He used to say I was cheatin' in math.
Travis Freeman: 'Cause you WERE cheatin' in math.
Jerry Baker: I didn't cheat!
Travis Freeman: You copied off my paper.
Jerry Baker: Yeah. Off of YOU. That's friends. Don't count.

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[repeated line] Jerry Baker: Meet me at the top!

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Coach Powers: Weren't you gonna get me a beverage or sumpin'?

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Mary Freeman: Oooh, you're my favorite son.
Travis Freeman: Mom, I'm your ONLY son.
Mary Freeman: That must be why you're my favorite.

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Ashley: Smile any harder your face'll fall off.

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Jerry Baker: Hit that linebacker like he's your old man.

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