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We all live in the protection of certain cowardices which we call our principles.

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Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody

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We Americans... bear the ark of liberties of the world.

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Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer

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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

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Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so.

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Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.

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Truth is our most valuable commodity - let us economise.

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Tomorrow night I appear for the first time before a Boston audience of 4000 critics.

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Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

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Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.

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To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times

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To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know, I've done it a thousand times.

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To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler--and less trouble.

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To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.

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Time cools, time clarifies no mood can be maintained quite unaltered through the course of hours.

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Time cools, time clarifies; no mood can be maintained quite unaltered through the course of hours.

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Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction.

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Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.

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This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

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There ought to be a room in every house to swear in.

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There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.

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There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.

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There is nothing training cannot do. Nothing is above its reach. It can turn bad morals to good; it can destroy bad principles and recreate good ones; it can lift men to angelship.

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There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist

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There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist.

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There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.

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There is no such thing as the Queen's English. The property has gone into the hands of a joint stock company and we own the bulk of the shares

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There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress.

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There is no distinctly American criminal class, except Congress.

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